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Erlend
Ogler
23345 points | Stuff I have yet to state my opinion on
October 12, 2008 @ 01:27:53 pm | Thanks to some friendly suggestions, I now have some stuff to keep me going around here (apart from all you wonderful people  ).
- Potatoes
- Breasts1 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23345 points | Why I don't spend much time on here anymore
October 12, 2008 @ 01:18:08 pm | I'm all out of opinions.
I've stated my case on gun laws, capital punishment, the climate, George W. Bush, China, Europe, masturbation, rice porridge and horses.
What's there to get upset about now?!  9 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
59180 points | ILL....
September 17, 2008 @ 07:15:09 am | | I have man flu, keep away from me.. I didnt sleep at all, last night as my nose is bloked and my head hurts and my legs are hanging off.. But seriously i am not feeling too good, AND its made me think, I have been feeling under the weather for a fair few days now, being a bit snappy and stuff.. More... | 15 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
59180 points | I got up on the wrong side of the bed...
September 10, 2008 @ 11:09:35 am | I didnt sleep at all all night because the misses has a really bad cold.. and she is snoring.
More... | 9 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23345 points | Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1
August 14, 2008 @ 05:08:13 pm | Loosely based on a true story.
Melody: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
verse 1
Man, you are a friend to me
We're roomies, never had a fight
But something breaks the harmony
When your girlfriend screams into the night
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on that whore
verse 2
I'm hearing more than I can take
Doesn't she ever get sore?
The walls around me start to shake
There goes my poster of Al Gore
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take this anymore
I'm always banging on the door
Drop the volume on that whore...
verse 3
I can't live here anymore
I'll pack my things, get out the door
I'll just do my final chore
And clean your come off my floor
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on your whore...
(repeat until bored)3 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23345 points | Tak!
August 13, 2008 @ 07:54:54 am | | I pulled something in my left thumb a couple of days ago, and now I can't reach with it, lest pain shoots through my entire arm and makes me scream like a girl. Alas! You don't realize how much reaching you normally do until it starts hurting like burning hell. 6 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
59180 points | Life and all that Jazz...
August 12, 2008 @ 10:44:12 am | | You know if its not one thing its another and then another... This year has been f**king terriable and its getting worse, and you know I look back on my life and think... well to be honest my life hasnt really been a bed of roses.. More... | 4 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
59180 points | And now there is something else...
August 11, 2008 @ 03:13:32 pm | | So last week, it was the car being written off, oh and crashed.. and there was a few other personal things this year.. now... well now... the misses is going to be made redundant.... More... | 7 comments | Reply |
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so everyone was telling me to go home.. I hate being f**king ill.. 
