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Ogler 20627 points
32/NA/trondheim, Norway Join Date: Jan 2006 |
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My fingers are itching.
I cut myself the other day, it didn't bleed much at first. It hurt like having hot needles inserted into my eyes though(don't ask), and the throbbing is still there.
Two hours later is started bleeding. I was still at work at the time, and was told to go clean it up so they factory wouldn't get sued for killing it's own workers with diseases. So I did. When I washed off the toxins I could see that the blood had traces of white in it, but I didn't think much about that at the time.
In the car back from work I realized the bandage was completely soaked through, and there was blood dripping from it. It didn't hurt any more or less than when I cut myself first, and I was used to the pressure of the pain by now. I put a newspaper in my lap and drove the rest of the way with my hand on that.
Throwing the soggy bandage in the garbage I see more of the white stuff, and notice that there seems to be more of than there is of blood. And when I look at the wound, sure enough, it is leaking a thick and slimy white ma** that doesn't mix with the blood at all. It is almost like watching custard seeping out of my hand.
It's been like this up until now, seeping white stuff and blood. I've had to change the bandage every hour, even at night, but I never got worried until now. There's maggot like worms mixed in with the white goo from my wound now, and they are crawling about in and around it. No change in the dull throbbing of the pain, but I'm sort of freaking out about it. I think they are eating the dead skin. That's what it looks like anyway..
All lies of course. My fingers are just itching right now. | |
 stumblinthrulife
Points Whore Master 61546 points | | AJ, you have issues. Go get help dude! |
 alljive
Ogler 20627 points | stumblinthrulife said: AJ, you have issues. Go get help dude!
NEVAH!
I shall fester in my issues until my issues have issues that are starting to get issues themselves. One day, I'll wreak havoc on the world. Perhaps by starting some sort of craze like the jojo thing, or (urgh) pokemon? Dumminize the kids something fierce.
hmm.. Maybe I'll start some sort of cult, pray on the bewildered souls of the world. Twisting minds into interesting shapes and then setting them back on society, bent on revolution and seventeen different kinds of religious awakening. I'll have "secret" teachings for each member, telling each one of them different things so they'll all think they are favoured over all the others. Then, at the meetings, I'll exhalt those who fight for the "true" cause. muaaaahahaaha!! Give me a few years and I'll have my own country, pretty soon I'll be bombing left right and center to preserve peace and prosperity.
On second thought, I will need help to do that last bit. I guess I'll have to get some after all. Oh well. |
 sweetcorruption
Über-Meister 2742 points | the whole time, i was not only getting sick to my stomach, i was waiting to get to the end so i could say
"goto the f**king hospital!"
yeah. you got me. |
 alljive
Ogler 20627 points | sweetcorruption said: the whole time, i was not only getting sick to my stomach, i was waiting to get to the end so i could say
"goto the f**king hospital!"
yeah. you got me.
I'll take that as a compliment, always best to take things as compliments. And thanks for the advice about the hopital, even though it wasn't actually needed, if my hand was actually injured in that way I do think I would follow it.
I didn't have any intention of "gettin" you, or anyone. .. hmm.. no.. wait a second. I write.. why? to make interesting stories, yeah. to make them interestining they must be in some way involving for the reader, so they have to be in some way believable.... and since it's made up, lies and more lies, that means I DO want to "get" you after all. I'm a conman. Interesting. |
 sweetcorruption
Über-Meister 2742 points | | no worries, it was a compliment. You're a good storyteller.. or liar.. lol. but we'll say stoeyteller, because it sounds nicer. |
 stumblinthrulife
Points Whore Master 61546 points | treebee said: that was grotesque
But not as grotesque as the new journal theme. Dude, wtf? |
 alljive
Ogler 20627 points | treebee said: that was grotesque
Yeah, I agree to an extent. Urgh. Though, it did entertain me to write it at the time.
Oh, and thanks to whoever moved the thing from the random forum. Strange and scary(nah :p: ) shifts of the dimensions suddenly struck out of nowhere. I shall take the information that I learned from this shift with me, and attmpt to make it innate to my behaviour toward the site in future. Apologies for creating the work in the first place. |
 alljive
Ogler 20627 points | stumblinthrulife said: But not as grotesque as the new journal theme. Dude, wtf?
Um, "new"?
As far as I know I haven't changed this at all since I first made it.. gotta be months ago? I guess I could be wrong, but that'd suggest some truly unnerving things.
wtf? ..really don't know. difficult question that. perhaps I'll change it. would you like to help by suggesting what parts of it you'd most like to see changed stumblin? I'd appreciate the pointer if you'd afford it. |
 stumblinthrulife
Points Whore Master 61546 points | alljive said: Yeah, I agree to an extent. Urgh. Though, it did entertain me to write it at the time.
Oh, and thanks to whoever moved the thing from the random forum. Strange and scary(nah :p: ) shifts of the dimensions suddenly struck out of nowhere. I shall take the information that I learned from this shift with me, and attmpt to make it innate to my behaviour toward the site in future. Apologies for creating the work in the first place.
Ah, so it's not a new journal theme? Man I'm out of it. Need... to... sleep...
I don't do well without my 8 uninterupted hours. Forget about not being on the ball, I'm lucky to get on the f**king pitch.... |
 newwealth
Meister 1255 points | I am laughing at myself so hard right now I almost fell off my chair. I'm reading and thinking of the special on Ebola that I watched last night thinking OMG OMG .. thanks, alljive, I needed that laugh right now .. you got me, but I'll get you when you least expect it ... uhhh maybe  |
 sweetcorruption
Über-Meister 2742 points | wasnt this a post, and not a journal?
im so confused |
 alljive
Ogler 20627 points | sweetcorruption said: wasnt this a post, and not a journal?
im so confused
Yep. It was.
Some mod or other moved it into my journal instead. Probably because of the grotesqueness factor, though I can't really say for sure.
Other than that I can't help your confusion  |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160109 points | alljive said: Yep. It was.
Some mod or other moved it into my journal instead. Probably because of the grotesqueness factor, though I can't really say for sure.
Other than that I can't help your confusion
Hey it wasnt me  |
 kerrigwen
Über Master Debater 8275 points |
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