I think I just ate a packed of Yougonna Regretthis.

Naturally I'm not sure if the packet actually said that, because it's some sort of thai candy, but I'm fairly sure that's what it means. Hexagonal flakes, leaf thin, made from rice and saturated with garlic and chilli.

Full force addictive little blighters, but I can tell that my body didn't quite throw a party at the idea of digesting all this.

according to them their product is:
"light, crispy, and irresistably moreish." after their spelling has been corrected slightly.

but right now I'm feeling heavy, weird, and inexplicably queazy.

Time for the healing power of water methinks.