"Evil ninja piratey cool person of doom"  MonkeyMadness
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Lord of your mum
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25/M/Big Tree, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006 |
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link [www.google.co.uk]
In the local shopping centre. Weird but funny. | |
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| I got a Rolex for my birthday from the young lesbian couple next door. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. | |
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One of the brand new ones, its only been installed and working for a few months!
Anyways, go me and stuff. | |
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Women only want to be equal, that shows a lack of ambition.
Therefore men are better | |
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Was today, she was third twice, I just managed not to come last in the Dads race (I got a sticker  ) I also have sunburn covering most of my left arm and half my right | |
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| I did lots of risk assessments, now if anyone hurts themselves, its definatly their own fault. | |
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Some dirty f***rat has been telling the boss I dont do my job because I prioritize helping Dan do his job.
It all f***ing lies, I havent helped Dan this week.
c***s.
This is starting to sound like bullying  | |
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I broke the security system.
Peoples whos surname begins with R cant get in half of the main building and one other building locked itself up tight at around 10 today.
On the plus side I seem to have recived an email telling me that I am required to attend a meeting to do with rcycling in the complex, so people still trust me  | |
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One of the minions: Where is....um......85 the high st?
Me: What is the address of TMH? (a building of ours)
Minion: Um.....87
Me: Street?
Minion: Hight street
Me: So?
Minion So what?
*facepalm* | |
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Random nosebleed...  | |
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