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Ogler
20928 points
26/M/coyote poop, California
Join Date: Mar 2008 |
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So yeah, today was a long day of driving and testing out my new tires, and not getting pulled over for speeding. any who, I needed to get a haircut and needed money. so I decided to pull some out from the ATM. well the only BoA ATM is at a main corner in this s**t hole of a town I live in. as I'm there waiting to get my money, I got "attacked" by some Jesus fanatics that just so happened to be baptists. I call them the Cult of 29 Palms because they are more of a cult than a church. good thing they're not as bad as the westboro f**ks. but man. they ambushed me at the ATM.. "the source of all evil"  they kept shouting Repent and blah blah blah..
so of course. my twisted little head decided to f**k with them. I totally forgot about ORM (operational risk management) and yeah... I said to one of the guys .. I repent for you being a stupid cult.?? yeah it made no sense but it was funny to me at the time. any who.. this lady got into it with me. she kept asking me why i would not repent and i told her "ma'am I'm too busy letting evil pay for everything in my life" I was not making any sense but it sure heated them up. I eventually got my money and got on the road . the rest of the cult members where out there with their "The end is coming, REPENT NOW" signs and were shouting at cars passing by.
lucky me,  I got stuck at a red light and they kept harassing me and the other cars on the road. They eventually called us names like "stupid","baby killer" "Satan lover", "Faggot!" I was like WTF??
I laughed and shouted back to them :" you can tell me all of this because I allow you. it is because of people like me who defend your freedoms and your rights to exercise your religion . Not God not the president, not your minister, but people like us. Keep on attempting your message but know that you are turning more people away with your shouting and name calling. Of course every other person on the road was also a Marine and once I said that there was a lot of horn honking and Oohrahs coming from everywhere. I felt good. 
so my question to you religious fanatic,
why must people do that? they try to recruit more into their cult but they go out and turn people off. 
I thought the purpose of your religions was to spread love, peace and harmony.
am I wrong?
the sad thing about this particular cult. is that Marines attend the very same services as these guys do. so why the backstabbing and hypocrisy?
I know there are many of you religious people who are good to go and down to earth nice people. but I seem to run across more and more people who are f**ked up now a days and guess what... they are all religious. not a single Atheist or agnostic person I have met to this date has ever been mean or out right cruel to anyone.
can someone tell me why this is?
just boggles my mind. | |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25655 points | | I don't know, they are scary though...and very sad |
floydgirrl
Monk
36954 points | I don't know why they do that and they can never answer me with a reasonable answer every time I ask them.
but good for you for what you said!!! 
and those people can be some of my favorite to mess with  It's like they ask for it. |
JuanSmith
Ogler
20928 points | floydgirrl said: I don't know why they do that and they can never answer me with a reasonable answer every time I ask them.
but good for you for what you said!!!
and those people can be some of my favorite to mess with It's like they ask for it.
they are so easy to pick on |
floydgirrl
Monk
36954 points | | There were some on the street outside my work. My friend pulled me away before I could say anything to the guy. He was going on and on and it was something about trees and hell... |
LadyPlant
Über-Meister
2674 points | | shine on you crazy mormons |
JuanSmith
Ogler
20928 points | floydgirrl said:
There were some on the street outside my work. My friend pulled me away before I could say anything to the guy. He was going on and on and it was something about trees and hell...
wow.. a tree hugging Jesus fanatic. wow. |
floydgirrl
Monk
36954 points | | no, he was talking about how trees were the spawn of hell or something of that nature. |
loveis
TFS Monkey
41467 points | Wow!
I'm a strong believer in God, but that sounds down right scary!  |
simplydreadful
Über-Meister
1798 points | Okay, Are you in Antarctica or what?
I'm reading your profile . . . ? |
LadyPlant
Über-Meister
2674 points | simplydreadful said: Okay, Are you in Antarctica or what?
I'm reading your profile . . . ?
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nobody lives in Antarcitca..
its uninhabitable... |
JuanSmith
Ogler
20928 points | simplydreadful said: Okay, Are you in Antarctica or what?
I'm reading your profile . . . ?
yes I live in the great desert of Antarctica in the town Of Beef Stew |
simplydreadful
Über-Meister
1798 points | Quote:
yes I live in the great desert of Antarctica in the town Of Beef Stew
My son is in the desert, that's why I was wondering.
I was just curious.
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