PMO might as well be the DMV


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PMO might as well be the DMV
September 16, 2008 @ 10:58:57 pm

most of you are already lost most likely.

I went in to get my decals replaced because they have been expired since my surgery. lo and behold. I get there and notice that not a single MP is working there anymore but two large. and I mean LAAARGE women and a 1 nice lady. hell I'm sorry but these two things were scary looking. probably around 290-350 . and like 5 feet 2 inches.. I normally do not care what people look like but I hate overweight f**ks who are all mad at the world and try to give me lip on my base doing what is supposed to be a military job. these bitches gave the Hoes at the DMV a run for their money in overall bitchiness poor customer service and in size.
All I wanted was to update my base pass, get the two little decals which would have taken at most maybe uhm 5 minutes tops. well . it took them 3 whole hours. so then I start to get mad and and tell them that I can go around and look up my info for them. i know how to work their systems and the bitch gave me even more lip and told me to be patient. I said "f**king hell"..didn't even yell it but somehow the tub of lard got scared and i was helped by a nice lady. took her 1 minute to look up my info and another to get my decals. I finally thought i would be moving along and didn't even notice the way she placed them on the windshield. so I try to go by the gate and the guard tells me my decals have expired. I was like WTF?!!!

. and told the LCPL that I just got my s**t fixed and of course no one wants a SGT yelling at them so he let me by. and then I get pulled over by a PMO cruiser. I was like WHAT THE FUCKING HELL NOW!??
then the coporal tells me that he just saw me coming out of the office but that the chick put my decal upside down so instead of reading 9 for 2009 it read 6.

he replaced my decal on the spot i told him thanks and i was on my merry way. so then I pull up to work and . everyone is gone. so . I missed the second half of work and yeah.

I guess it was somewhat of a short work day.

I really do not understand why the Gov is willing to pay Civilians 3-4 times as much to do s**tty jobs and f**k everything up. when we already have military personnel more than qualified to do the job and with much more attention to detail and pride.

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sillygoosey Ogler 25655 points	September 16, 2008 @ 11:11:12 pm
	dddaayyyyyyyuuuuummm

Delta62 Ogler 29507 points	September 17, 2008 @ 12:28:04 am
	im not afraid of sergeants but marines f**k it im hiding covering my tracks and disappearing into the wind like a ninja if i see a marine at 400 yards

Wingsy Monk 37514 points	September 17, 2008 @ 12:32:14 am
	I think I'm scared of you right now

Delta62 Ogler 29507 points	September 17, 2008 @ 12:34:22 am
	ok so im not so scared of you jaun owwww my fragging finger i broke it

Saegespaene Ogler 20655 points	September 17, 2008 @ 12:39:03 am
	You ought to write a letter of complaint to your congressman, and copy your CO and the Base Commander. They'll probably cut you a set of orders so fast, that when the congressman tries to find you, you'll be gone!

JuanSmith Ogler 20913 points	September 17, 2008 @ 01:59:32 am
	saegespaene said: You ought to write a letter of complaint to your congressman, and copy your CO and the Base Commander. They'll probably cut you a set of orders so fast, that when the congressman tries to find you, you'll be gone! Yeah I can see that happening. not!

sillygoosey Ogler 25655 points	September 17, 2008 @ 02:02:54 am
	hola nito

aceuvclubs Ogler 20813 points	September 17, 2008 @ 05:49:21 am
	Screw getting decals, just get a guest pass....or go to a Coast Guard base...i think we issue other branches or maybe not

JuanSmith Ogler 20913 points	September 17, 2008 @ 05:52:15 am
	aceuvclubs said: Screw getting decals, just get a guest pass....or go to a Coast Guard base...i think we issue other branches or maybe not dude I'm in the mojave desert no coast guard near here. unless they're guarding our s**t lake ha ha ha ha

aceuvclubs Ogler 20813 points	September 17, 2008 @ 05:54:16 am
	I was surprised to find out we have a unit in Denver, CO and Oklahoma somewhere so who knows where else we are putting bases these days

JuanSmith Ogler 20913 points	September 17, 2008 @ 05:58:15 am
	aceuvclubs said: I was surprised to find out we have a unit in Denver, CO and Oklahoma somewhere so who knows where else we are putting bases these days really? hmm.. well the nearest body of water is the Salton Sea past Palm Springs, CA.

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