Lies, all Lies:
"I have to put a gas mask over my face when you talk crap towards me."
"Of all the crap you talk, I wouldn't be surprised if this earth is polluted!"
"You talk loads of s***, is that one of your hobbies?"
soooooooo GAY:
"Your the main blueprint for building the word, GAY."
"If you were any more bent, you'd be a circle!"
"He's so gay, he makes Richard Simmons look like a lumberjack."
"Your the main description for, 'Homosexual'."
"Your so gay, you make 'Chris Crocker' look straight!"
Poor:
"You're so poor, that instead of a doorbell, your sister stands outside and yells "ding dong," when people push her nose!"
"You're so poor, burglars break into your house and leave money!"
"I'd be happy to give you a ride home. Which shelter are you staying at?"
Intelligence:
"If brains were money, you'd be a charity case."
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege."
"Your so stupid, you took a hose to water the Kindergarden!"
"If brains were trees, you'd be a twig!"
"You shouldn't let your mind wonder. It's much too small to be out on its own."
Jerk/b****:
"If I wanted to hear from an a*****e, I would have farted!"
"Maybe you should be a donkey for Halloween. Most people already think your an ass."
"Today's your birthday. I'll get you a life."
Yo Mama soooo FAT:
"Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red dress, people yell out... 'Koolaid man!'"
"Yo mama so fat, that her school photo got taken from a satelite!"
"Yo mama so fat, it takes a week to walk past her."
"Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway!"
"Yo mama so fat, when she got purple paint on herself, people yelled out 'Barney!'"
"Yo mama so fat, when you sit in her lap, you need a map to get out."
"Yo mama so fat, she uses a matress for a tampon!"
"Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell out... 'Taxi!'" |
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