|I, when elected, will enact the $5 law, every time you catch somebody doing something stupid they gotta pay $5. Ex: I say "I lost my car keys". Moron says:"Where'd you lose them?" Moron's gotta pay me $5. Smart people will get rich and the morons will starve. |
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