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39/M/Cleveland, Ohio
Join Date: Dec 2007

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Age:	39
Gender:	M
Location:	Cleveland Ohio United States
Posts:	8868
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Last on:	Dec 03, 2008
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hiimdan
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It's like my grandpa always said....
December 03, 2008 @ 06:54:31 pm

You're not drunk til you have to hold onto the gra** to keep from falling off the earth

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My uncle suffers from saloon arthritis...
December 02, 2008 @ 01:26:04 pm

every night he's stiff in another joint

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A promise at work is like the glass on a fire alarm
December 01, 2008 @ 07:22:16 pm

It's made to be broken

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Thought I was getting harassed by the second district again....
November 30, 2008 @ 09:38:05 pm

Cop asked me "do you know why I stopped you"? I said "cuz your lonely and you've never been with a big guy before"? Now he wants me to meet him at the Donut Connection!

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I hear voices!!!
November 29, 2008 @ 10:35:24 pm

They're coming from my answering machine

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How do yuh sneak up on a celery?
November 28, 2008 @ 02:29:01 pm

yuh stalk

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As we age, our priorities change ...
November 27, 2008 @ 06:33:01 pm

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went fishing...

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Ever get Vuja De?
November 27, 2008 @ 02:12:34 am

The feeling you've never been somewhere before?

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Stand back! I ate onions and beans....
November 26, 2008 @ 02:13:34 pm

now I got tear gas

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Mom always said "paper cuts are the worst"
November 25, 2008 @ 02:12:04 pm

but I think chainsaw cuts are a little worse...

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