Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1


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This is what I wrote the last time I got really drunk.

Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1
August 14, 2008 @ 05:08:13 pm

Loosely based on a true story.

Melody: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door

verse 1
Man, you are a friend to me
We're roomies, never had a fight
But something breaks the harmony
When your girlfriend screams into the night

chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on that whore

verse 2
I'm hearing more than I can take
Doesn't she ever get sore?
The walls around me start to shake
There goes my poster of Al Gore

chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take this anymore
I'm always banging on the door
Drop the volume on that whore...

verse 3
I can't live here anymore
I'll pack my things, get out the door
I'll just do my final chore
And clean your come off my floor

chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on your whore...

(repeat until bored)

Current Music: Millencolin - Pennybridge Pioneers

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x_Laura_x Abominable Snowman 83242 points	August 14, 2008 @ 05:10:10 pm
	Nice!

MlissaBeth Monk 33728 points	August 14, 2008 @ 05:10:38 pm

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