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"It doesn't matter."

Eaglebauer

FOSSOR SAPIENS

Saint Louis, Missouri
Joined: Apr 2011

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Age:	38
Gender:	M
Location:	Saint Louis Missouri United States
Posts:	19754
PLS: ?	40.13
Joined::	Apr 07, 2011
Reputation:	3645

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About Me

"Me" is a pronoun, the 0bjective case of "I" and is used as a direct or indirect 0bject. I use the word to refer to a man who likes to think and doesn't mind taking his time to do so.

I have one awesome wife who's with me in spite of me and three equally awesome kids.

Who I Want To Meet

Anyone else who likes to think. Male, female, young and old.

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floydgirrl	Sun Jun 09, 2013 03:22


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boobagins	Sat Jun 08, 2013 14:42
	I missed you so much I got you an epic Gift. You're welcome.

floydgirrl	Sat Jun 08, 2013 05:43
	This reminds me of a cum/gum story I have with a police officer

TenaciousDave	Wed Jun 05, 2013 03:33
	YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Grrrl	Wed Jun 05, 2013 01:27
	...The... zoo...?... I guess that explains why all those zoo keepers were invited then... Wait. We paid money for that LSD? I REALLY regret giving that dormouse a hand job now. That monkey was a good laugh though. What was his name again? The three of us should hang out again sometime! As for your knees, it could have been a lot worse, remember all those melted clocks that got stuck in my hair!

Grrrl	Wed Jun 05, 2013 01:10
	Yeah, I was at a wedding once and the best-man was a fat-tailed shrew. It was utterly unbearable - worst speech I've ever had the displeasure to listen to - didn't help much that he'd drank twice his body-weight in champagne either. The mother of the bride was crying it was such a pitiful speech (granted she was a crocodile, so she might have been putting it on a bit). Even the dormouse in the tea-pot next to me thought it was disgraceful and he'd been on LSD since the stag night. True Story.

Grrrl	Wed Jun 05, 2013 01:00
	It's not just the extra legs is it though? It's the whole 'check out our freakin' sweet tails, poor human stump-bum' routine. Makes me sick. When exactly are tigers going to invent baseball boots or ball gowns? As if animals don't even know that they're naked!

Grrrl	Wed Jun 05, 2013 00:42
	If I'm more awesome than I think I am - then what can I say - I am incredibly amazingly wonderfully unbelievably awesome! Maybe you're right, if those animals were all 'look how f***ing awesome we are!!', I'd probably just be like 'pfft. what an over-rated bunch of stuck up zoo pets'. (Y'know, unless I was cowering in fear because of the awesome danger.)

Grrrl	Wed Jun 05, 2013 00:29
	That lion, tiger and bear clearly have no idea of how stunningly awesome their being together is. What a waste! I'm good - although I should be asleep - how are you doing?

sweetheart5545	Fri May 31, 2013 17:42


Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 08:08
	That one is great!!

Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 07:58
	Pic fail Here's this one!

Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 07:51
	Why is it that the funniest ones make you say "WTF"? Hey, wanna go swimming? I got a new pool installed.

Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 07:34
	It did involve beer actually.

Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 06:19
	That looks just like the cop who was a witness when I had jury duty.

Cas	Fri May 31, 2013 06:12


floydgirrl	Fri May 31, 2013 02:58


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floydgirrl	Fri May 31, 2013 02:13
	Your next tattoo?

Gollum	Fri May 31, 2013 02:13
	Oh... I didn't even see that.

Gollum	Fri May 31, 2013 02:02
	What change? What the hell are you talking about?

Gollum	Fri May 31, 2013 01:51


floydgirrl	Fri May 31, 2013 01:48
	You're funny. Have I ever told you that?