Good job Congress! Not only have you not done s**t to fix the problems our country is facing at the moment, you're also going to go on vacation! It doesn't matter though, you're worthless/useless whether you're on vacation or not.

Hopefully the next Congress will be able to get off their fat asses long enough to at least try to get things done. And maybe they won't be such lying bastards like you. And I have to give extra credit to you Democrats in there. I thought things were supposed to, I dunno, get better when you took control of things. Good thing you're probably going to stay control after the elections, it'll give you more time to think things over, and take your time....oh wait, you've had two years to do this! Don't worry though, you'll likely screw us up even more than you already have.

But let's not forget those Republicans! Oh wait....most people have. Because you're too busy doing absoutely nothing, too. Tell me, what have you done to help anything? Oh right, you're on vacation. Sorry to bother you.

Oh well, all in a good terms work, right? When you're approval ratings eventually hit zero, maybe you'll see that you're probably the most worthless people on the planet and that nobody, NOBODY, likes you. Have fun on vacation, though!

Cheers!