Post in Forums Create a Profile Upload Pictures Keep a Journal Meet Friends It's FREE! Sign Up! "I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby More Pics Minister 11220 points 44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 My Stats Age: 44 Gender: F Location: Crack Ho Village Colorado United States Email: sheriann-at-work@hotmail.com Posts: 7484 PLS: ? 43.05 Joined:: Apr 14, 2008 Last on: Jan 09, 2009 Profile Views: 621 Reputation: 229 Your Ad Here   Profile Journal Friends Posts Pics Polls Send PM Things... - TFS Still In Captivity... Day 66. September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo! I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart... So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. Quote | Reply RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:08:15 pm Whew! anserin' da fone witout fingrs s haaaard! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:08:15 pm wingsy said: Why is dat funny, stoopit berd! Toldja he was stoopit! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:08:59 pm rl said: Whew! anserin' da fone witout fingrs s haaaard! Ut-oh... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:09:22 pm wingsy said: Why is dat funny, stoopit berd! two quads...takin ova da world... is HI-larious RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:10:20 pm But peein' on da kitchen floor wus fuun! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:10:20 pm sillygoosey said: two quads...takin ova da world... is HI-larious Pffffft! Like a biped with one BIG toof could do it... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:10:21 pm blue_oval_baby said: Toldja he was stoopit! looka hear Ferdgellen...no makes me eats you! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:11:20 pm blue_oval_baby said: Pffffft! Like a biped with one BIG toof could do it... how you gon cross da water you skeeredy cat i ken flies Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:11:37 pm rl said: But peein' on da kitchen floor wus fuun! Did you stomp in it and track it all over? That really makes the hoomans mad... Me? I like to poop over the edge of the box. Really pisses the bitch off! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:11:51 pm rl said: But peein' on da kitchen floor wus fuun! tsk tsk tsk...we haved much to learned you! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:12:49 pm sillygoosey said: how you gon cross da water you skeeredy cat i ken flies I'll build me a raft! I have skillz! Mad skillz!!! Wingsy TFS Monkey 40559 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:13:20 pm sillygoosey said: how you gon cross da water you skeeredy cat i ken flies I happens to like water! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:14:31 pm wingsy said: I happens to like water! i like deh other one better sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:14:54 pm where did the slobberin beastie go? Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:14:54 pm wingsy said: I happens to like water! Only when yer hoomin is nekkid innit! Quote | Reply Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I made my TFS layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

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