Post in Forums Create a Profile Upload Pictures Keep a Journal Meet Friends It's FREE! Sign Up! "I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby More Pics Minister 11220 points 44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 My Stats Age: 44 Gender: F Location: Crack Ho Village Colorado United States Email: sheriann-at-work@hotmail.com Posts: 7484 PLS: ? 43.05 Joined:: Apr 14, 2008 Last on: Jan 09, 2009 Profile Views: 621 Reputation: 229 Your Ad Here   Profile Journal Friends Posts Pics Polls Send PM Things... - TFS Still In Captivity... Day 66. September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo! I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart... So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. Quote | Reply sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:53:30 pm blue_oval_baby said: sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:53:54 pm wingsy said: But it makes the hoominz annoyed! bah...who cares bout da hoominz...we owns them Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:54:50 pm sillygoosey said: Stoopit bird... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:56:25 pm blue_oval_baby said: Stoopit bird... Dizzy cat... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:58:24 pm Is Wheels really peeing on the floor? His peeps are gonna be SO mad... Wingsy TFS Monkey 40555 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:59:49 pm sillygoosey said: bah...who cares bout da hoominz...we owns them But they feed me! So I don't have to try to catch mice to eat food! I just does it for fun sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:59:51 pm blue_oval_baby said: Is Wheels really peeing on the floor? His peeps are gonna be SO mad... meh...its what the beasties do, his hoomin should be used to it sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:00:41 pm wingsy said: But they feed me! So I don't have to try to catch mice to eat food! I just does it for fun yeah but they feeds you when you want to eat...you play wif dem when you wants to play...we owns dem Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:02:05 pm sillygoosey said: yeah but they feeds you when you want to eat...you play wif dem when you wants to play...we owns dem Yeah, what Hannibal Mason said! Wingsy TFS Monkey 40555 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:02:58 pm Hey! Where's dat doggy Gus!? We still gots to plot to take over da whole werld! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:03:55 pm That stoopit Stubbeh cat steals everything, and it drives the bitch nuts. He likes to steal her magnetic fob just as she's getting ready to leave for work. It's really funny! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:04:30 pm wingsy said: Hey! Where's dat doggy Gus!? We still gots to plot to take over da whole werld! Yeah, where is Gus? He's pretty cool. For a dog. Wingsy TFS Monkey 40555 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:04:50 pm Gus and I's gonna take over da werld! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:06:01 pm wingsy said: Gus and I's gonna take over da werld! dats the funniest funny i heard all day Wingsy TFS Monkey 40555 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:07:06 pm sillygoosey said: dats the funniest funny i heard all day Why is dat funny, stoopit berd! Quote | Reply Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I made my TFS layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

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