"I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby

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Minister 11220 points
44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 |
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Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!
I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...
So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. | |
 RL
Über-Meister 2600 points | Jus cus I'm slo dun min I tupid...  |
 Wingsy
TFS Monkey 40561 points | sillygoosey said: Smokey are nice kitteh...
Smokey are IDJIT! Him likes dogs AND birds! |
 RL
Über-Meister 2600 points | Yup, my bus is a wittle won...  |
 sillygoosey
Ogler 25727 points | wingsy said: Smokey are IDJIT! Him likes dogs AND birds!
but him steals da hoominz stuff...i likes him |
 RL
Über-Meister 2600 points | Wheels! mi name...  |
 RL
Über-Meister 2600 points | Back in a sec... my humin is gone... so I gotta go pee on da kitchen floor...  |
 Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister 11220 points | rl said: Back in a sec... my humin is gone... so I gotta go pee on da kitchen floor...
Srsly? You don't have a box??? |
 sillygoosey
Ogler 25727 points | blue_oval_baby said: Srsly? You don't have a box???
or lining  |
 Wingsy
TFS Monkey 40561 points | sillygoosey said: but him steals da hoominz stuff...i likes him
But it makes the hoominz annoyed! |
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