Post in Forums Create a Profile Upload Pictures Keep a Journal Meet Friends It's FREE! Sign Up! "I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby More Pics Minister 11220 points 44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 My Stats Age: 44 Gender: F Location: Crack Ho Village Colorado United States Email: sheriann-at-work@hotmail.com Posts: 7484 PLS: ? 43.05 Joined:: Apr 14, 2008 Last on: Jan 09, 2009 Profile Views: 621 Reputation: 229 Your Ad Here   Profile Journal Friends Posts Pics Polls Send PM Things... - TFS Still In Captivity... Day 66. September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo! I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart... So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. Quote | Reply Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:32:08 pm rl said: But I wuv to play wif kitties... their faces are soooo soft an cheeeewy.... You look like you slobber a lot... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:32:16 pm blue_oval_baby said: Why in the hell did they name you Mason? You like working with stone? I think Hannibal suits you better... What kinda name is Ferd Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:33:13 pm sillygoosey said: What kinda name is Ferd Ferdinand. RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:33:54 pm Hi Hannibal... wanna sit on my nose for just a sec... I bet birrdies tast gooooood... RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:33:54 pm Hi Hannibal... wanna sit on my nose for just a sec... I bet birrdies tast gooooood... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:34:15 pm rl said: I wuv birdies too, but I can't catch 'em.. cuz you're a quadruped! RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:34:45 pm Howd dat happen? sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:35:11 pm blue_oval_baby said: Ferdinand. what did you do...discover the spice islands sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:35:52 pm rl said: Hi Hannibal... wanna sit on my nose for just a sec... I bet birrdies tast gooooood... My name r Mason, you slobberin beastie RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:36:15 pm I ast fer wings and got dees tings instead... Wingsy TFS Monkey 40548 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:36:32 pm Mason, my idjit brudder, Smokey says to say "hi" to you RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:37:19 pm Hewwo r Mason! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:37:29 pm sillygoosey said: cuz you're a quadruped! Careful, Mason. Remember you're talking to a dog. They don't understand big words. For the dog... Quad = 4, ped = feets. Quadruped = 4 feets. You have 4 feets. Stoopit dogs... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:38:22 pm sillygoosey said: what did you do...discover the spice islands Shut yer pah hole, Hannibal! My dad named me! Wingsy TFS Monkey 40548 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:38:38 pm rl said: I ast fer wings and got dees tings instead... You'd look pretty funny wiff wings! Dogs don't gots wings! Quote | Reply Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I made my TFS layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

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