Still In Captivity... Day 66.


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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm

Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!

I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...

So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.

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Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:22:05 pm
	wingsy said: Do you lick your privates with that tongue?

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:22:39 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: OK, Hannibal! No, not Hannibal...Mason...Maaaaaaa-sssoooon

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:23:44 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: Do you lick your privates with that tongue? Yes I do....and Wingsy tells me to cut it out!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:25:49 pm
	sillygoosey said: No, not Hannibal...Mason...Maaaaaaa-sssoooon Why in the hell did they name you Mason? You like working with stone? I think Hannibal suits you better...

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:26:12 pm
	wingsy said: Yes I do....and Wingsy tells me to cut it out! Hommins just don't get it....wait...how do hoomins clean demselves?

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:27:29 pm
	wingsy said: Yes I do....and Wingsy tells me to cut it out! Yeah... Hey try this! When you're cleaning your privates, make sure to hang out the "pink crayon". Grosses 'em out every time!

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:28:31 pm
	You kitties wanna play wit me? I wore this one out...

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:28:46 pm
	sillygoosey said: Hommins just don't get it....wait...how do hoomins clean demselves? They take off their suits, and get in this waterfall thing. My suit doesn't have a zipper, so I ain't tryin' it!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:29:36 pm
	rl said: You kitties wanna play wit me? I wore this one out... OMG! It's D-O-G!

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:29:50 pm
	rl said: You kitties wanna play wit me? I wore this one out... i r not a kitteh! hmph..i r a bird!

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:30:59 pm
	But I wuv to play wif kitties... their faces are soooo soft an cheeeewy....

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:31:13 pm
	A DOG?! Lemme go get my brudder....he LIKES dogs! AND he likes MASON!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:31:16 pm
	sillygoosey said: i r not a kitteh! hmph..i r a bird! rl, meet Hannibal! He eats cats.

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:31:52 pm
	I wuv birdies too, but I can't catch 'em..

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 05:31:52 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: Yeah... Hey try this! When you're cleaning your privates, make sure to hang out the "pink crayon". Grosses 'em out every time! I done tried that! She i'nores me!

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