Still In Captivity... Day 66.


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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm

Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!

I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...

So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.

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sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 08:14:27 pm
	rl said: I usa had so much fun attakin stuff no matter how big it wuz... I wuz a bwave doggie... you still talks to your hoomin?

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 08:17:52 pm
	sillygoosey said: you still talks to your hoomin? Shur do! An I hear ever buddy who new me aks about me wen dey cumz over! Day all wuved me soooo much...

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 08:20:22 pm
	Where Ferd an dem go? I din't scare 'em off did eye?

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 08:21:19 pm
	I guess I go back in my jar now...

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 08:22:04 pm
	rl said: Where Ferd an dem go? I din't scare 'em off did eye? I r not a "and dem" I r Mason

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 09:56:36 pm
	sillygoosey said: I r not a "and dem" I r Mason Hannibal Mason!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 10:01:16 pm
	Aw HELL no! The bitch tells me I have to get off of the computer because she has to clean the bathroom! WTF? Does she need my help? You can bet yer sweet cornbread-plugged bunghole that I'll be bugging her.

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 10:46:27 pm
	sillygoosey said: I r not a "and dem" I r Mason I was talkin to u... littl Mason...

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 17, 2008 @ 06:16:08 pm
	Yeah, lil Hannibal Mason, Cat Eater!

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