"I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..."  Blue_Oval_Baby
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Minister
11220 points
44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado
Join Date: Apr 2008 |
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Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!
I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...
So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.  | |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | rl said: Das y me hoomin called me punkin-head... oh, I fugot ta tells ya, I'm a ghost doggie! I in a jar over da fireplace!
holey Jacob Marley! |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | discordtiger said: you go outside?  wanna flies here... i be nice... come to darks side I has cookie... we'll eat..
Kitteh I not trust yous! |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | sillygoosey said:
Mah hoomin no maked me wear no stuupid harniss...i flies where i pleases
I seed a birdie on a weesh once... me tawt dat wuz funnie wookin... but felt bad for birddie...
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Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | sillygoosey said:
holey Jacob Marley!
Yeah. He mixes the ashes with ex-lax and dog food and feeds it to the bears. Srsly.  |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | | He sed he wuz kiddin... |
DiscordTiger
Monk
35324 points | sillygoosey said:
Kitteh I not trust yous!
but I cute kitteh.... see.... *turns head looks cute*
I has cookie... |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | blue_oval_baby said: Yeah. He mixes the ashes with ex-lax and dog food and feeds it to the bears. Srsly.
his hoomin coo-coo |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | discordtiger said:
but I cute kitteh.... see.... *turns head looks cute*
I has cookie...
Try cornbread. Stoopit bird likes cornbread cuz it plugs up his bung hole. |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | discordtiger said:
but I cute kitteh.... see.... *turns head looks cute*
I has cookie...
i has mah own cookie you demon kitteh  |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | sillygoosey said: says he who dwink human pee water 
No, that would be that stoopit cat who has no tail. No brains, either. |
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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
