"I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..."  Blue_Oval_Baby
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11220 points
44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado
Join Date: Apr 2008 |
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Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!
I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...
So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.  | |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | rl said: Me jus figerd out da quote tingy! Soory, teeny wittle bwain... 
...and a shame it's in such a big head. What's in the rest of your head? |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | | Blu wanna take me fer a drag sum day? I don walk very fas... so's I git dwagged a wot... |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | | Too much to remember... I hadda start deleting stuff.. |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | rl said: Blu wanna take me fer a drag sum day? I don walk very fas... so's I git dwagged a wot...
The bitch is only 5'. She gets dragged a lot, too! |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | discordtiger said: mah hooman take me for a drag. she put harnis on me...she don't know I cat? Stoopid hooman and da other hooman...he laugh at me... I kill him in his sleep sometim. 
I lik dirt so a drag id otay onse I outside...but in house it suck.
My housemate cats are leash trained. So lame... |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | blue_oval_baby said:
...and a shame it's in such a big head. What's in the rest of your head?
Das y me hoomin called me punkin-head... oh, I fugot ta tells ya, I'm a ghost doggie! I in a jar over da fireplace!
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sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | discordtiger said: mah hooman take me for a drag. she put harnis on me...she don't know I cat? Stoopid hooman and da other hooman...he laugh at me... I kill him in his sleep sometim.
I lik dirt so a drag id otay onse I outside...but in house it suck.
Mah hoomin no maked me wear no stuupid harniss...i flies where i pleases |
Wingsy
TFS Monkey
40548 points | blue_oval_baby said:
My housemate cats are leash trained. So lame...
I puts up wiff it cuz I wants to go outside! |
DiscordTiger
Monk
35322 points | blue_oval_baby said:
My housemate cats are leash trained. So lame...
my bitch, not leash trained,.... his fat a** too big for harnis... but he to prissy to go out anyway... such a drama qween. |
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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
