Still In Captivity... Day 66.


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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm

Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!

I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...

So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.

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Wingsy TFS Monkey 40561 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:34:56 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: That'll plug up yer butt, Hannibal! You has esperience?

floydgirrl TFS Monkey 40947 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:36:20 pm
	rl said: Is GDogg a gangsta?

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:36:46 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: That'll plug up yer butt, Hannibal! aw hush you bowl drinker

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:38:12 pm
	wingsy said: You has esperience? Nooooo...

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:38:15 pm
	Butt plugs? Mine'er furry wen de cums out... mus be fum eatin kitties...

DiscordTiger Monk 35324 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:38:29 pm
	i dun belif dat Catchilladas threat.. I'm to cute. My hooman wud cook da other one. He looks like a turfey. Ha! da dogg want to play on 'puter. but he too short.. I'm Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvil. Pippin aka Darth Droolku

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:39:45 pm
	rl said: Butt plugs? Mine'er furry wen de cums out... mus be fum eatin kitties...

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40561 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:40:05 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: Nooooo... Then how you noes?

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:40:19 pm
	rl said: Butt plugs? Mine'er furry wen de cums out... mus be fum eatin kitties... Da r too mush informshunz beastie

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:40:25 pm
	Uh oh.... das wun biig kittie!

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:41:14 pm
	discordtiger said: i dun belif dat Catchilladas threat.. I'm to cute. My hooman wud cook da other one. He looks like a turfey. Ha! da dogg want to play on 'puter. but he too short.. I'm Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvil. Pippin aka Darth Droolku another furry quad...wat is dis whorl becoming to

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:42:27 pm
	wingsy said: Then how you noes? I was told. The old cat likes corn.

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:42:31 pm
	O tay... soorry a-butt dat...

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:44:34 pm
	rl said: O tay... soorry a-butt dat... we've got to learn you some stuff

DiscordTiger Monk 35324 points	September 16, 2008 @ 07:44:35 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: That'll plug up yer butt, Hannibal! da other one always cotapated..errr he no s**t, all da time. It no fun, but I still chase dat ass.

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