Post in Forums Create a Profile Upload Pictures Keep a Journal Meet Friends It's FREE! Sign Up! "I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby More Pics Minister 11220 points 44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 My Stats Age: 44 Gender: F Location: Crack Ho Village Colorado United States Email: sheriann-at-work@hotmail.com Posts: 7484 PLS: ? 43.05 Joined:: Apr 14, 2008 Last on: Jan 09, 2009 Profile Views: 621 Reputation: 229 Your Ad Here   Profile Journal Friends Posts Pics Polls Send PM Things... - TFS Still In Captivity... Day 66. September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo! I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart... So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. Quote | Reply Wingsy TFS Monkey 40559 points September 16, 2008 @ 04:56:57 pm blue_oval_baby said: What's this "flea bath" of which you speak? It's supposed to make the fleas go away, but I heard from the cats outside that it's icky! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 04:58:03 pm sillygoosey said: Catchilladas.... -Mason I've heard about you! I ain't skirred of no dumb-a** bird! I've eaten better than you! Oh... Stubbeh the chicken s**t is skirred of you... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 04:58:40 pm wingsy said: It's supposed to make the fleas go away, but I heard from the cats outside that it's icky! No flea would dare to tread on The Ferd. Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 04:59:25 pm wingsy said: But...but...but...I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE her! Sucka! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:01:40 pm blue_oval_baby said: I've heard about you! I ain't skirred of no dumb-a** bird! I've eaten better than you! Oh... Stubbeh the chicken s**t is skirred of you... ...you look tasty Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:05:54 pm sillygoosey said: ...you look tasty Oh, I am, but you'll never know. You only have one big tooth. I have a bajillion very sharp teeth. I'd say the odds aren't in your favor, birdie-boy... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:07:42 pm that's what Sylvester said Wingsy TFS Monkey 40559 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:08:05 pm blue_oval_baby said: Sucka! I's not a sucka! She gives me treats and ignores me when I sneak drinks of her Coke! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:10:50 pm wingsy said: I's not a sucka! She gives me treats and ignores me when I sneak drinks of her Coke! I don't have a big enough eye roll... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:11:27 pm sillygoosey said: that's what Sylvester said Cuz Sylvester's da shizznit! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:13:48 pm i ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:14:22 pm Where'd skottie go? He seemed cool. I thought maybe we could sit on the porch, lick our privates, and watch the world go by... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:15:54 pm blue_oval_baby said: Where'd skottie go? He seemed cool. I thought maybe we could sit on the porch, lick our privates, and watch the world go by... Mom probably has him tied up again... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:16:00 pm sillygoosey said: i ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti OK, Hannibal! Wingsy TFS Monkey 40559 points September 16, 2008 @ 05:17:18 pm blue_oval_baby said: I don't have a big enough eye roll... Quote | Reply Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I made my TFS layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

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