Post in Forums Create a Profile Upload Pictures Keep a Journal Meet Friends It's FREE! Sign Up! "I'm pretty sure you should shut the fuck up and stop whining..." Blue_Oval_Baby More Pics Minister 11220 points 44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado Join Date: Apr 2008 My Stats Age: 44 Gender: F Location: Crack Ho Village Colorado United States Email: sheriann-at-work@hotmail.com Posts: 7484 PLS: ? 43.05 Joined:: Apr 14, 2008 Last on: Jan 09, 2009 Profile Views: 621 Reputation: 229 Your Ad Here   Profile Journal Friends Posts Pics Polls Send PM Things... - TFS Still In Captivity... Day 66. September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo! I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart... So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company. Quote | Reply RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:45:31 pm I slurpd up my humins hol pot-o-kofy... I'm gonna pee on da floor agin! sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:46:45 pm floydgirrl said: but your a bird...know what I do to birds you mean mutt! RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:56:56 pm I'm gonna be in twubble wen he steps in dat..... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:58:07 pm rl said: I'm gonna be in twubble wen he steps in dat..... we must needs talk! floydgirrl TFS Monkey 40947 points September 16, 2008 @ 06:58:13 pm sillygoosey said: Catchilladas.... -Mason Wait! I like how you think. I shall be nice to you! Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:00:59 pm floydgirrl said: Wait! I like how you think. I shall be nice to you! Stoopit dog... floydgirrl TFS Monkey 40947 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:05:49 pm blue_oval_baby said: Stoopit dog... Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:06:31 pm floydgirrl said: Dogs are not supposed to like birds. Stoopit dog... sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:14:14 pm blue_oval_baby said: Dogs are not supposed to like birds. Stoopit dog... Gdogg is smart RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:20:32 pm Is GDogg a gangsta? sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:22:02 pm rl said: Is GDogg a gangsta? RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:25:08 pm My humin usa be a gansta... now he good guy! Butt he still smokes...er...ciggies? is dat wut dat is? sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:27:24 pm rl said: My humin usa be a gansta... now he good guy! Butt he still smokes...er...ciggies? is dat wut dat is? My hoomin no smokes and she lets me steal her cornbread RL Über-Meister 2600 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:32:19 pm My humin quits fer week... mokes couple days... quits fer week... mokes couple moe...... me tinks he daddy wus a see-saw Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points September 16, 2008 @ 07:34:29 pm sillygoosey said: My hoomin no smokes and she lets me steal her cornbread That'll plug up yer butt, Hannibal! Quote | Reply Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I made my TFS layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

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