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Minister
11220 points
44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado
Join Date: Apr 2008 |
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Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!
I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...
So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.  | |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | Got shorts wittle foots...  |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | | Dammit! Dem run off an lef me agin... |
Wingsy
TFS Monkey
40559 points | | I wanna know where dat Gus doggy is. I likes him! |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | I guess dey hadda go pee in dat disgustin box agin!  |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
11220 points | wingsy said:
I wanna know where dat Gus doggy is. I likes him!
His hoomin says he's on his way! |
floydgirrl
TFS Monkey
40947 points | I was told my presence was requested here...then I see it's about cats...  I don't have time for cats. Unless of course the cat would like me to bark at it and chase it out of my yard. Good for nothin' cats. 
Gdogg |
sillygoosey
Ogler
25727 points | floydgirrl said: I was told my presence was requested here...then I see it's about cats... I don't have time for cats. Unless of course the cat would like me to bark at it and chase it out of my yard. Good for nothin' cats.
Gdogg
I r here and dere's anudder quadruped likes you |
Wingsy
TFS Monkey
40559 points | floydgirrl said: I was told my presence was requested here...then I see it's about cats... I don't have time for cats. Unless of course the cat would like me to bark at it and chase it out of my yard. Good for nothin' cats.
Gdogg
But Gus! We gots to plan to take over da werld! |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | Oboyyy! sum one ta bark wit...  |
floydgirrl
TFS Monkey
40947 points | sillygoosey said:
I r here and dere's anudder quadruped likes you
but your a bird...know what I do to birds  |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | | I'm gonna root round in my humins ashtray... I likes eatin his ciggies... |
floydgirrl
TFS Monkey
40947 points | rl said: Oboyyy! sum one ta bark wit...
arf arf arf arf arf woof. |
RL
Über-Meister
2600 points | wuf, wuf, wuf!!! 
Dat tars me oot!!! |
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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
