Still In Captivity... Day 66.


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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
September 16, 2008 @ 04:42:08 pm

Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!

I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...

So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.

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Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:15:36 pm
	sillygoosey said: where did the slobberin beastie go? Prolly pooping somewhere. Disgusting creatures!

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:16:30 pm
	shame....

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:16:59 pm
	sillygoosey said: i like deh other one better Who? My stoopit brudder? Or Ferd?

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:17:25 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: Only when yer hoomin is nekkid innit! I turns it on in da sink and gets in trubble for it

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:19:18 pm
	wingsy said: Who? My stoopit brudder? Or Ferd? No not Ferdgellen....your wonnerful wonnerful brudder

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:21:09 pm
	sillygoosey said: No not Ferdgellen....your wonnerful wonnerful brudder My brudder is NOT wonnerful!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:21:11 pm
	wingsy said: I turns it on in da sink and gets in trubble for it Fat Anna does that, too. The water in the bowl isn't good enough for her Highness.

Wingsy TFS Monkey 40550 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:23:01 pm
	blue_oval_baby said: Fat Anna does that, too. The water in the bowl isn't good enough for her Highness. I jes likes to proove I can do it

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:23:38 pm
	wingsy said: My brudder is NOT wonnerful! you jes jealous i likes him

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:25:00 pm
	Wow! You bids and kitties are faaaast! Ya ran off an left me!!!

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:26:17 pm
	rl said: Wow! You bids and kitties are faaaast! Ya ran off an left me!!! You took too long to poop!

sillygoosey Ogler 25727 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:26:25 pm
	rl said: Wow! You bids and kitties are faaaast! Ya ran off an left me!!! dogs...i tell ya I taught you habbed Wheels?

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:27:59 pm
	sillygoosey said: dogs...i tell ya I taught you habbed Wheels? Hoomins have brains, too. That doesn't mean they know how to use 'em!

RL Über-Meister 2600 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:28:14 pm
	My name wheels cuz das wut I wan fer kistmus...

Blue_Oval_Baby Minister 11220 points	September 16, 2008 @ 06:29:32 pm
	rl said: My name wheels cuz das wut I wan fer kistmus... What's wrong with yer feets?

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