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10150 points
44/F/Crack Ho Village, Colorado
Join Date: Apr 2008 |
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Ferd here. This is my 66th day of captivity in this hellhole. The bitch won't let me out, and that Stubbeh cat thinks he's king s**t. My dad came to visit the other night, but Cat Law required that I ignore him. He seemed upset. Well, boo-f**king-hoo!
I have been formulating an escape plan, but it seems to be thwarted by this metal mesh stuff on all of the windows. At my dad's house, it was kind of a plastic stuff, and I could just chew my way out. The bitch thinks she's pretty smart...
So, I just eat, sleep, poop and occasionally clean my privates when the bitch has company.  | |
Wingsy
Monk
37262 points | Now Ferd....it could be much much worse, you know! You could be one of those cats that is required to hunt for mice and try to catch birds. And when you try to catch birds, you look pretty stoopit and the humans just laugh at you and talk about how "cute" you are 
I'm plotting my escape as well, but I actually kind of like Wingsy...she gives me kisses!
Shadow... |
skottie
Debater
7235 points | | what are you going to do if you get out? |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
10150 points | skottie said:
what are you going to do if you get out?
Lay on the porch, and maybe roll in the dirt in the yard. Duh!  |
Blue_Oval_Baby
Minister
10150 points | wingsy said: Now Ferd....it could be much much worse, you know! You could be one of those cats that is required to hunt for mice and try to catch birds. And when you try to catch birds, you look pretty stoopit and the humans just laugh at you and talk about how "cute" you are
I'm plotting my escape as well, but I actually kind of like Wingsy...she gives me kisses!
Shadow...
OMG, Shadow! Don't let your bitch fool you! They have us around purely for their pleasure and to make fun of us! |
plebian_angel
TFS Monkey
43698 points | ferd ferd ferd. and ignoring your daddy like that!! he misses you!   |
plebian_angel
TFS Monkey
43698 points | the bitch has nice boobies. just snuggle up on them  |
plebian_angel
TFS Monkey
43698 points | blue_oval_baby said:
That Fat Anna cat is always onnem!
she's one smart kitteh |
Wingsy
Monk
37262 points | blue_oval_baby said:
OMG, Shadow! Don't let your bitch fool you! They have us around purely for their pleasure and to make fun of us!
But...but...but...I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE her! |
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Still In Captivity... Day 66.
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