what is the biggest rubbish in religion

Any comments.

Heaven.

"I love you so much I will kill you and throw you in Hell if you don't worship me"

Pedophiles

Science denial.

After all, religion is simply science unexplained.

Wait a second! Are you suggesting that Catholic priests don't make good babysitters?

Or maybe what science cannot explain..

Grace: I have never understood grace....

Grace....comes before dinner...or supper....or before eating food....its easy....

God is great, god is good, thank you for this food, amen

john and mary and three wise men walking into a desert. that motel six could have let them, a cheap rooms for free. mary going have jesus, mary could wash the their bed sheets the next morning. the wise men could watch porn in their room. a bet, they can afford cable back then. motel six could have a stable for mary's donkey, he promise not to be a** in the stable. that night, motel six were having the bingo night for sinners, you hear, the sinners all night said, " om god! oh jesus, bingo! "

john and mary and the three men wise men kind questions so-called bibles that nudies pictures in them. three wise men found pens on in their room, that you turn upside the pens, they were surprise. they were saying all a lot of hail mary,and d-a-m-ns, and " oh, myyyy! "

the next morning, exactly, mary had jesus that morning. mary holding jesus, washing their linens both bedrooms. john and mary were good guests were every they stayed at. they were glad, that their donkey had a stable this time. last time, they stayed in fancy place in las vegas. the donkey was that wild beast, trashed up his penhouse suite and left a lot drunking naking women all over the place.

that morning, after mary, finished washing bed sheets both rooms, and washing their clothes in guest's watering hole outside the hotel. during this time, the whole three wise men finally ran out of quarters in using the magic fingers on their beds. mary never really reason understood why the three wise men had a big smile on their faces all day, she thought was because her new born bay, what-his-face?

before they traveled back in the desert went to mcdonalds, jesus had a happy meal and mcdonalds was so nice to mary, they gave the last collectable statues of all the characters of "star wars ". before the gang left, with their luck, next to mcdonald, there was a movie theater had " star wars " playing. they went to see it. jesus love it.

this is not rubbish, this is a true story. acheologists found the first version of the bible, this story was in it. in this book, they found a passage told the world what jesus's first words were:

" may the force be with you! "

believe it or not!

Probably better worded. Thanks!

Virgin Birth: Rubbish

Traditionally, when a god had coitus with a human, he insisted on a virgin.

Priests would keep a small harem of virgins standing by in case a god stopped by.

Resulting progeny were demigods (i.e., half god half human). Technically Jesus was a demigod.

Early Judeo-Christians may have misunderstood this as a virgin giving birth due to some kind of magical conception.

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Mary: "Um... John, I am pregnant.

John: But ...but we never, you now, did it.

Mary: It was an angel. Honest...

John: well ok then.

No room at the INN

Apparently three wise men got the last room at the INN and John and Mary had to stay in the stable.

Traditionally demigods had humble beginnings and were born in caves or stables on the winter solstice.

When early Judo-Christians were creating the Jesus myth they kept with tradition.

The Three Wise Guys:


Orion, a constellation in the south east night sky, is probably the easiest to find. It is named after a mythological Greek hunter. Three stars make the Orion's belt and these stars a called The Three Kings. There is a winter solstice song that goes something like; "We three kings or Orion are..."

There are, depending on the culture, many different stories about the Orion.

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Star of Wonder

The North Star (Polaris) is the star of wonder. All of the other stars circle the Star of Wonder.

A traveler heading in the direction of the North Star was moving north. During the day a traveler headed toward the sunrise was headed east. At night, when you face north at night, you know that south is behind you. When you face east at sunrise you know that west is behind you. It was an early form of GPS used for navigation.


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Winter Solstice

Winter Solstice (December 21st) is the shortest day of the year. On the solstice 'Three Kings of Orian" line up with a star called 'Sirius and they point at the north star. In order to find the difficult to find Star of Wonder you need only locate the easy to find Three Kings of Orion and line them up with 'Sirius'.


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Solstice


Solstice means the sun stands still. On the winter solstice the sun stops moving north and seems to remain stationary for three days before it is reborn and starts moving south. The resurrection of the sun (Son) is now celebrated as a spring time festival but was originally based on the winter solstice.


Orion the Hunter

Orion the hunter, in some versions of the story, has a bow. And on the 24th of December (the solstice) the arrow in the hunters bow points at the spot where the sun will rise. For the next three days the sun seems to stand still and then on the 25th of December the sun (Son of God) is born. This is currently celebrated by some as the birth of the Son (Sun) of God).


Theories

Some theories suggest that when the early Judo-Christians (when explaining messianic ideas to the pagans) either used the pagan mythos as part of the explanation or the pagans understood the messianic ideas according to their own pagan mythos.

In that there were many different pagan myths there were initially many different Christianities. (There still are and each one is the only true one according to the believers). Eventually, after a couple hundred years an emperor named Constantine told the Bishops of the different Christianities to get together and come up with a consistent mythos.

The Bishops came up with three or four different versions of the story and that (as I understand it) became the beginning of the New (syllabus) Testament. Most of the New Syllabus is by or about a early Christian leader named Paul (Saul of Tarsus). He did not invent Christianity but (I Believe) was an actual historical figure who was a major influence on the formation of the religion.



All rubbish I suppose; but as for me and grandpa we believe.

And ...and we have to remember that at the time there was little or no distinction between religion politics and early Christianity was both a political and religious movement.


It is now time for my nap and I have not proof read this post ...and ...and I apologize for any typos or grammatical errors.

Yet. But give it time.