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Ko On January 25, 2011
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949 Orange County, California
#1New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 07:01:21
Words Women Use

Study this and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
pinksparklystars On October 08, 2015




Austin, Texas
#2New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 07:07:13
yup thats true
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#3New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 09:53:39
f***in` A!
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 09:57:31
were not all that bad
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#5New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 10:00:19
lol, no, i must admit you are right there Emmy.
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 10:01:26
glad you agree
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#7New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 10:11:17
No problemo.
Emskie On April 14, 2023




, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 10:11:55
rollercoaster On October 17, 2006




Charleston, West Virginia
#9New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 11:17:05
ww, this is damned educational!
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#10New Post! Feb 19, 2005 @ 11:39:39
ww? wtf does that mean?
god On December 30, 2005




Heaven
#11New Post! Feb 21, 2005 @ 09:23:17
please dont be stereotypical! were not all raging stress heads! (sorry about the bad spelling)
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#12New Post! Feb 21, 2005 @ 09:26:20
You not at school today god?
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#13New Post! Feb 21, 2005 @ 13:39:37
thats brilliant and I have to say quite truthful
stenise On June 24, 2007




Little Rock, Arkansas
#14New Post! Feb 21, 2005 @ 14:06:32
LOL, I hope I'm not that bad, but I must say we all have out moments, right but that was friggin' hilarious
god On December 30, 2005




Heaven
#15New Post! Feb 21, 2005 @ 21:19:15
I'll have you know i was in school! we do have ICT in school!
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