signs that your child is too old for breastfeeding

he can open your blouse by himself.

while sucking at one breast, he caressses the other.

he has developed a bad habit of flickiing his tongue.

he keep slipping dollar bills in your belt.

he uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

your birth control pills interfere with acre medicine.

after each feeding, he has a smoke.

he frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

you feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to " dueling banjos ".

and the number one sign your child is to breastfeed beard abrasions on areola.

Little Britain is the best s*** on TV ever.

Hi all. When the baby has their first tooth maybe that should be the wake up call to ween them. What do you think?
Yours Corey.