yar i be bored
thers nothing ta do onboard this ship for the next part of an hour.
gar i be bored. me parrot died of bordem. evn me first mate, mater bates, died cause we rumbustified the rum

and u just talk like that all the time? i wish i were a pirate just mindless looting id replace the first mate but i heard theres no job security or a pension plan so ive thought better lol

arrrrr it would be good to sail the 7 seas, and got to hidden pirate island aka hong kong (simpsons fans will understand)

well until that time be 'ere...

err ,ya' rember tha old days....sailing teh windy shores of teh net...pirates week on all the boards ....loved that

Yes, we know what you mean...

Being a pirate is ok, but I'd rather not, thanks.

That's right Wolfy, you'd rather not be a pirate because you'd rather be a NINJA!

KICK OUT THE PIRATES!

ye be a small timein' points whore
what makes ye think ye can beats the loiks of me and me crew?

Arrrgh the pirates be never beaten

Nobody will beat the points master, and she be a pirate, so ye be saved, arrrgh!

pirates rnt that good ok they drink which i love doin but ninjas well they kill in stealth and style and drink saki or taht stuff lol but silent deaths are wicked pirates just slash and bash ninjas crawl and stealthly creep behind the pirates and ur dead and u didnt even notice

You be supporting ninjas?!

The ye be walking the plank... argh!

i dunno hu evers willing to give me copiuse amounts of alchol

Then ye be a pirate for sure matey!!!! Argh!!!

Will rum be the drink of choice?! We have plentiful amounts of rum