you're so ugly that in a ugly contest they'd say ''sorry no professionals''

every time you smile you remind me of bugs bunny!

you're so ugly you'll turn medusa into stone!

you're so ugly that every time you looked out of the window you got arrested for mooning!

don't worry these are all just jokes but ideas!

ithort you had to have a liscence to be that UGLY

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"

when she was born, her momma left her at the doorstep of a plastic surgeon

You suck ass, you ass-sucking pedophile.

Yeah im fat I can diet, Your ugly you cant do s**t!

Fuck you


Every moral has a story;
And every story has an end.

you're a prick
you suck
your mum! (I really don't like that one, but I hear it all the time)
you're gay! (again, I don't like that one.)

and for some reason this one has been popping up lately...
"your mum is your dads brother!"

You're daddy left because he doesn't care about you.

For a fun one you don't sweat too much