loving the fact there is an insults forum

so whats your favourite one line put down or arguement ender

eg the classic 'whatever'

mine at the moment is 'FAIL' which is really pissing my husband off

Mine is, "Bored. Bye."

I do the Fail and the Bored

But you're old enough to be my father.

Or I say, "yawn, gawd you're putting me to sleep, I might take a nap, before the boredom kills me."

yeah i like 'bored'

i was on another internet forum i go on and i wasa arguing with this woa-man and (s)he couldnt think of an argument back and (s)he just said

'get a dishwasher.get a life'

wtf? she really is a turd

Turd

Sometimes I say, "your incoherence is giving my a massive headache. can you stop, or will I have to take some pain killers?"

Sorry but did you eat lead paint chips as a kid?

Jesus may love you, but i think your a ****

these are great...hail to one line put downs!!!

what about

'if i wanna listen to an a*****e i wll fart'

Found these on the net


Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

So now we know why some mammals eat their children...

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.