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Jul 05, 2009 @ 22:55:22

dabby

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42/M/Doncaster, United Kingdom
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Subjects:

Parties: ..... Going Without New Outfits

Man Management: ..... Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Bathroom Etiquette : ..... His Razor is His

Telephone Skills: ..... How to Hang Up

Advanced Parking: ..... Backing Into a Space

Cooking : ..... Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

PMS: ..... Your Problem . . . Not His

Classic Footwear: ..... Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Oil and Petrol: ..... Your Car Needs Both

TV Remotes: ..... For Men Only

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Jul 06, 2009 @ 00:44:31

squirt_aka_casey

Look, I'm cool

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30/F/Brunswick, Ohio
Join Date: Jul 2006

Is there a class for men to teach them how to put the toilet seat down. At least in the middle of the night

BCW said:
My butt would fuse to my chair and I would become a hideous chair butt monster. That's bad.

BCW said:
<---- is the Queen of TMI

Dorks are hot, Plebs and Squirt are proof of it!

Jul 20, 2009 @ 19:58:42

Thranduil

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37/NA/QUINCY, Kentucky
Join Date: Apr 2009

The various levels of b****:

b****
Super-b****
Grand-b****
Queen-b****

Oct 15, 2009 @ 03:53:42

Rflong7

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36/F/, United States (general)
Join Date: Oct 2009

Various Classes for Men

TV... How to turn it off

Sports... Something you don't have to watch 24/7

Foreplay.... Is not saying, "Please?"

Snack Foods... Not a Food Group

Laundry Basket... Is NOT a decoration

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Edited: October 15, 2009 @ 03:54

Oct 15, 2009 @ 04:05:19

Ellen

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Join Date: Oct 2009

dabby said:

Subjects:

Parties: ..... Going Without New Outfits

Not gonna happen.

dabby said:

Man Management: ..... Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

But after the game he's passed out snoring on the couch so they must be done when I say they need to be done.

dabby said:

Bathroom Etiquette : ..... His Razor is His

Oh please.

dabby said:

Telephone Skills: ..... How to Hang Up

Only after I'm done gossiping.

dabby said:

Advanced Parking: ..... Backing Into a Space

I haven't hit anything recently.

dabby said:

Cooking : ..... Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

Even I know never to get between a man and his bacon.

dabby said:

PMS: ..... Your Problem . . . Not His

We'll see about that!

dabby said:

Classic Footwear: ..... Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Not if I'm going to a party.

dabby said:

Oil and Petrol: ..... Your Car Needs Both

Pffft

dabby said:

TV Remotes: ..... For Men Only

Not if Stargate is on!

Oct 15, 2009 @ 12:49:06

dabby

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42/M/Doncaster, United Kingdom
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pmsl .. rflong ...

Foreplay.... Is not saying, "Please?"

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Oct 15, 2009 @ 12:53:57

OffmetrOlley

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37/F/away with the fairys, United K
Join Date: Oct 2009

dabby said:

pmsl .. rflong ...

Foreplay.... Is not saying, "Please?"

i thought it was a great big bar of chocolate

Ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Oct 15, 2009 @ 14:20:50

TheMightyOz

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Rflong7 said:

Foreplay.... Is not saying, "Please?"

offmetrolley said:

i thought it was a great big bar of chocolate

I thought it was turning the light off!

Oct 15, 2009 @ 14:22:59

OffmetrOlley

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37/F/away with the fairys, United K
Join Date: Oct 2009

TheMightyOz said:

I thought it was turning the light off!

nah big block of chocy every time

Ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Oct 15, 2009 @ 18:40:19

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Rflong7

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36/F/, United States (general)
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Oct 17, 2009 @ 20:31:38

#11

Pau_Diaz

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26/M/Gerona, Spain
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The concept of "classes for women" is so stupid in the modern day. We're need to create a more equal world, where s*** like boys schools, girls schools, men's clubs, are swept away like the dirt they are! Let's do away with with this ancient, unfair sexism and create the best unisexual society we can and stand against anyone who's got a problem with it.