Your momma is so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo momma's so ugly that she got arrested for facecrime.

Yo momma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please!"

Yo momma's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her to the green arrow!

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains."

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade.

Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.






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