Canadian Tire money filles your drawers at home.

The Major Parish fund-raiser isent bingo..its Sausage making.

Your Snow blower gets stuck on the roof...NB

You know that the last letter of the english alphabet is pronounced "zed".

You would feel safe leaving your children with a grown man in a leotard playing a flute to a chicken.

You defend your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stcik cause you dont own a gun.

You perk up when you hear the theme from "hockey night in canada"

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

You have 10 favorite recepies for moose meat.

You know what a "double double" is and that it is now a TERM in the websters dictionary.


There is more hunger
for love and appreciation in this world
than for bread."
--Mother Teresa--

YES!!!! thats so awesome!




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Yeah it took me forever to figure out how some may come across but hell it worked


There is more hunger
for love and appreciation in this world
than for bread."
--Mother Teresa--

You would feel safe leaving your children with a grown man in a leotard playing a flute to a chicken.

i just love that. because i could actually see someone doing that




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have you ever travelled somewhere and you tell someone your from canada and they're like

"oh hey i know jon from toronto! do you know him?!"




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No kidding EH!!!! LOL i was gonna put in " you say EH over 10 times a day" but it did not fit into the theme LOL


There is more hunger
for love and appreciation in this world
than for bread."
--Mother Teresa--

lol i saw eh like a million times a day. even my boss.. we had a conversation once that was like:

"hows it goin eh"

"not too shabb'eh how bout you?"

"eh cant complain"

lmao. and we dont even realize we're saying it!




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English people always get that when we go to different countries. Do you know chris smith who lives in London?

Errrrr hello, do you know how big london is? I just say yes and tell them that Chris said to say hi.

silly people.




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I thought most of them were really funny:P


There is more hunger
for love and appreciation in this world
than for bread."
--Mother Teresa--

lol its sooo true

boo ya!!




"Kelly likes to ride naked shotgun"
-Google-

lol. Those were funny.


I asked a guy why he was screwing a pumpkin. He looked at me and said "is it midnight already?"

I live way up north heres on that happens to me.
we lose stuff in our own yard till spring melt here that world be the end of june.

was that "Go To Hell" Lake?