Ever heard of the little ol' lady that lived in the shoe?
Your momma is so poor that she lives in a flip flop.


Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little. -Edmund Burke

Yo mommas so hairy she looks like shes got Don Kings head in her armpit.

shes so fat that she jumped up and and got stuck

shes so fat that when she wears red all of the little kids yell "KOOLAID"

shes so fat her blood type is rocky road


EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

yo mamas so stupid she tryied
to drown a fish,
kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

yo mamas so fat when
she jumps in the water all the wales sing "we are fanily!"

laura said:
At least three people have my quotes as their sigs

Yo mamas so stupid the doctor declared her mentally retarded... yeah that's a good one

Yo mamas so ugly that when she wanted to have you she had to go to the sperm bank to get pregnant because no man would ever do her... I'm good....

Yo mamas so hairy that she has to get waxed...


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Sometimes there is no solution because there was never a problem to begin with.

ok so it totally ruins the point of this thread but, i dont care
Yo mama insults...

laura said:
At least three people have my quotes as their sigs

Yo mama is so stupid I aksed her to get me a color TV,and she aksed me what color!

your momma is so thick that she climbed over a gla** wall to see what was on the other side

Here's some inspired by Patrick Garcia’s mom from Madison Wisconsin.

Your momma is so fat, ugly, hairy, AND stupid, that your momma's beautician just sends her to the carwash to get her waxing done.

Your mom is so fat that when she jumps she has to wear special underwear made from the challenger wreckage.

Patrick’s mom is so fat and nasty! His older brother's aborted fetus got trapped in orbit around her.

Your momma is so fat that the last time she got any play was at the gas station. Some guy got a sexual assault charge for trying to fill her up with diesel!

Yo momma so cheap, she couldn't even get pay attention

yo mama so stupid sh tried drowning a fish


if u think im sexy then u should see my nan

yo mama so stupid, she bought a chocolate kettle

laura said:
At least three people have my quotes as their sigs

Yo momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paintroller

yo mamma so fat Kraft comes by to scrape the cheese from behind her knees.


work hard,play harder

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

quite shot really, but saw it wasnt there :P