your mama is so fat you have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side

hahahahahahahahahha

ahhh I love them all!

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your mam is so fat she has to wake up in sections

Your mama is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued

your mamas so fat she sat on a quater and a booger came out of gorge washingtons noes

your mama is so ugly they had to move halloween to her birthday

your mama is so ugly they had to move Halloween to her birthday

your mama is so ugly she makes onions cry

your mama is so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to put sand on her

your mama is so old when she was in school they didn't have history classes

your mama is so old when i told her to act her own age she died

Yo mamas so stupid when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's she drove through the window