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Nov 20, 2006 @ 18:45:54

#46

king_booker

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6 points

19/NA/derbyshire, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

sorry about that

king_booker last visited November 20, 2006

Nov 20, 2006 @ 18:47:51

#47

bookslut

General
286 points

26/F/SD, California
Join Date: Nov 2006

Your mama has such fat lips that she has to use a paint roller to apply lipstick.

Doubt is there to keep you on your toes. -Mina

Jan 09, 2007 @ 13:53:01

#48

blue

Apprentice
26 points

44/M/Melbourne, Australia
Join Date: Jan 2007

Cnutspam at ya! you are so ugly, yo mamma didn't take the drugs until after you were born... and then the doctor started smacking her

Jan 09, 2007 @ 14:09:41

#49

posthardcore_rocker_101

Über-Meister
2426 points

18/M/inside the internet!!!, United
Join Date: Sep 2005

yo momma so fat, when she wears a rain coat, people shout "TAXI!!!"

Okay, f**k it, i lied.
It's drum and bass.
What you gonna do?

Tonight, We're going to rock civillisation

posthardcore_rocker_101 last visited August 06, 2008

Jan 09, 2007 @ 14:16:41

#50

trillian

Minister
13372 points

36/F/Chesterfield, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2006

yo mama is so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped her

space..........the final frontier?

trillian last visited September 04, 2008

Jan 09, 2007 @ 14:19:18

#51

trillian

Minister
13372 points

36/F/Chesterfield, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2006

yo mama is so stupid she thought apple mac was a type of fruit

space..........the final frontier?

May 12, 2007 @ 00:09:48

#52

momorichan

Infidel
2 points

14/NA/Port St. Lucie,
Join Date: May 2007

Yo momma so poor that you asked whats for dinner?
She opened up her leg and sad "Were having sphaggetti"!

May 12, 2007 @ 00:13:44

#53

jeanettesianrachel

Ogler
28910 points

42/F/Medway, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2006

fidget said:
yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she litaraly sits AROUND THE HOUSE!

this one i found relly funny.

A great man once told me,
I was beutiful,
SO I MARRIED HIM.
Now he tells me every day.

jeanettesianrachel last visited September 05, 2008

May 12, 2007 @ 00:18:27

#54

jeanettesianrachel

Ogler
28910 points

42/F/Medway, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2006

king_booker said:
your mums so fat when she goes swimming in the sea the whales sing we are family

another very funny one.

A great man once told me,
I was beutiful,
SO I MARRIED HIM.
Now he tells me every day.

Sep 22, 2007 @ 04:57:24

#55

blakegreene

Commander
54 points
Banned

15/M/concord, North Carolina
Join Date: Sep 2007

arod said:
Post your best, most creative yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Michael Jackson was a man.

yo mammas teeth so yellow she spits butter

blakegreene last visited January 06, 2008

Sep 22, 2007 @ 04:59:24

#56

blakegreene

Commander
54 points
Banned

15/M/concord, North Carolina
Join Date: Sep 2007

blakegreene said:
yo mammas teeth so yellow she spits butter [/quote/]
yo mamma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck, hahahaha oooooohh burn

Sep 22, 2007 @ 13:17:58

#57

mizunderstood

Apprentice
42 points

16/NA/Rabyeh, Lebanon
Join Date: Sep 2007

yur mamaz so fat when we were havin sex i rolled over 9 times and i was still on the bitch!

Its not that i'm lazy..Its that i just dont care!

mizunderstood last visited September 22, 2007

Sep 22, 2007 @ 13:22:57

#58

x_laura_x

Bogey Man
72837 points

17/F/A yellow house, United Kingdo
Join Date: Jun 2007

Yo mama so stupid, when she was driving me to the airport, she saw a sign saying "airport, left" she turned around and drove me home!

x_laura_x last visited September 06, 2008

Sep 26, 2007 @ 12:41:02

#59

spartanspirt

General
260 points

33/NA/maldon, United Kingdom
Join Date: Sep 2007

if ya ever get called fat, ask if they know why you're fat...... ' cos everytime i f**k ya mother she gives me a biscuit ' brutal.

spartanspirt last visited November 15, 2007

Oct 06, 2007 @ 04:53:25

#60

darion6

Recruit
4 points

30/NA/Long Beach,
Join Date: Oct 2007

Yo mama so nasty, I told her to act natural and she spread her legs

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