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Oct 04, 2006 @ 04:31:06

#31

black_wyvern

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148 points

19/M/Auckland, New Zealand
Join Date: Oct 2006

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, she smokes plungers.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity*.

Yo mama so fat, she uses matresses to wipe her ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed an IQ test.

Yo mama so fat, her belt-size is equator.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip-code.

<_<

That is all.

Thanks,
Jonathan ~ Black Wyvern

black_wyvern last visited October 22, 2006

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Oct 08, 2006 @ 12:15:30

#32

scorpion

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17/NA/dubbo, Australia
Join Date: Oct 2006

your momma's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear

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Oct 13, 2006 @ 01:18:56

#33

purple_and_gold

Mega Über-Meister
3252 points

16/F/Sydney, Australia
Join Date: Aug 2006

yo mamma's so hairy, she has afro's on her nipples

Un Ano De Amor

purple_and_gold last visited April 17, 2008

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Oct 15, 2006 @ 08:48:56

#34

horny_lil_devil

Über Master Debater
7621 points

16/F/Wollongong, Australia
Join Date: Aug 2005

your mumma is so nasty sh puts salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

your mumma is likea menu everyone gets a read lol I love em

horny_lil_devil last visited July 20, 2008

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Oct 21, 2006 @ 23:36:19

#35

lvl5geek

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1262 points

17/F/Somis, California
Join Date: Oct 2006

hahahaha

guy 1: "what happened?" (as his friend collapses on the floor)
guy 2: "man, I gave yo momma a piggy back ride...and now call 911!"

I asked a guy why he was screwing a pumpkin. He looked at me and said "is it midnight already?"

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Oct 21, 2006 @ 23:37:08

#36

lvl5geek

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1262 points

17/F/Somis, California
Join Date: Oct 2006

yo momma so ugly, no one can tell what's her mouth vs her butt crack

I asked a guy why he was screwing a pumpkin. He looked at me and said "is it midnight already?"

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Oct 21, 2006 @ 23:37:51

#37

lvl5geek

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1262 points

17/F/Somis, California
Join Date: Oct 2006

yo momma so ugly, that when she was born Grandma said "what a treasure" and Grandpa said "yes, let's go bury it"

I asked a guy why he was screwing a pumpkin. He looked at me and said "is it midnight already?"

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Nov 06, 2006 @ 18:35:14

#38

5tephen

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9 points

20/M/, Alabama
Join Date: Nov 2006

yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed HER peanuts

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Nov 07, 2006 @ 02:25:26

#39

buzzie_gal

General
304 points

15/NA/Cradoc, Australia
Join Date: Oct 2006

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Nov 07, 2006 @ 03:07:52

#40

thekyubi

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823 points

19/M/Staten Island, New York
Join Date: Oct 2006

WOW this is getting better and better. Keep it going.

"I'm here to save a life"

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Nov 12, 2006 @ 18:28:13

#41

maccalove

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264 points

14/NA/Derbyshire, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

arod said:
Post your best, most creative yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Michael Jackson was a man.

he he he i dont get it,its so crap i dont get it and micheal Jackson is a man and i dont kno how that can be funny!ohh now i get it! lol

i dont talk trash,i make it!

maccalove last visited November 17, 2006

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Nov 15, 2006 @ 20:02:43

#42

crimsonterror

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873 points

20/M/Belfast, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

Yo mama so fat they use her a** for a trampoline
Yo mama so fat she jumped and the earth started orbiting her.

'Hey, did everything just taste purple for a second?'

crimsonterror last visited December 13, 2006

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Nov 20, 2006 @ 18:41:07

#43

king_booker

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19/NA/derbyshire, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

your mums so fat when she goes swimming in the sea the whales sing we are family

king_booker last visited November 20, 2006

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Nov 20, 2006 @ 18:44:27

#44

king_booker

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19/NA/derbyshire, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

yours so stupid she dances with car alarms
your mus so fat she has to pla chest in space
your mums so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck
your mums so stupid she climbed over a gla** wall to see what was on the other side
your mums so fat she has to iron her clothes in the road

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Nov 20, 2006 @ 18:45:34

#45

king_booker

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19/NA/derbyshire, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2006

your mums*
your mums*

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