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May 04, 2006 @ 11:02:45

arod

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Post your best, most creative yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Michael Jackson was a man.

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May 11, 2006 @ 15:35:55

1983

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38/M/, Belgium
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yo mama so fat that when mcdonalds ya mama took on da floor

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Jun 05, 2006 @ 11:40:14

fidget

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17/M/, South Africa
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yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she litaraly sits AROUND THE HOUSE!

link [www.myspace.com]

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Jun 05, 2006 @ 11:52:19

taintedblue_i

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17/F/--------, United Kingdom
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"I always wanted to be an Indian before I wanted to go into music, but I think being a musician is easier than to be an Indian for a Finnish fellow, so to speak." Ville Valo.

taintedblue_i last visited February 21, 2008

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Jun 08, 2006 @ 19:31:17

reaper

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19/M/, Ireland
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Yo mama so fat they had to install shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

I intend to live forever,
So far so good!

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Jun 08, 2006 @ 19:55:25

arod

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18/M/NYC, New York
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Your mama so fat, Garfields her 2nd cousin!

Your mamas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

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Jun 22, 2006 @ 09:20:15

taintedblue_i

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arod said:

Your mamas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

priceless

"I always wanted to be an Indian before I wanted to go into music, but I think being a musician is easier than to be an Indian for a Finnish fellow, so to speak." Ville Valo.

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Jun 22, 2006 @ 09:21:20

evildeeds

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22/M/Lansing, Illinois
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Yo mamas so fat, when she rubs her thighs together, I swear I smell bacon.

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Jun 22, 2006 @ 21:43:51

flamingoat

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19/M/Te Puke, New Zealand
Join Date: Jun 2006

Your mommas like a hardwre store 5 cents a screw

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Jul 05, 2006 @ 12:50:06

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satine

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26/F/Brighton, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jul 2006

Yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as band aids!

If all the flies were just one fly, what an enormous fly it would be!

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Jul 05, 2006 @ 12:51:48

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treacle

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22/F/B/Stoke, United Kingdom
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Yo mammas so fat when she stands on the scales her mobile number comes up.

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Jul 13, 2006 @ 20:53:20

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arod

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lol.

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Jul 20, 2006 @ 18:49:37

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silver_lining

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20/F/stoke, United Kingdom
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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silver_lining last visited July 04, 2008

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Jul 20, 2006 @ 18:52:15

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nirvanagrl

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24/F/Port Alberni, Canada
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Your mommas so fat she puts mayo on her tylonal

_________________________________________ I am a Wolf but I like to wear sheeps Clothing *Shirley Manson*

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Jul 20, 2006 @ 18:53:06

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nirvanagrl

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24/F/Port Alberni, Canada
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my spelling rocks

_________________________________________ I am a Wolf but I like to wear sheeps Clothing *Shirley Manson*

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