Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

some of those were like whoa, I'd cry about that zoo one...

nah they were cool!

aye brill..ur pretty clever aint ya dude

Warning: plz dnt use the insults in public witohut wearing any armor!!!

I have a better one, more straight forward...


F#$@ off you F#$@ing F#$@-job. I know you, you F#$@ing TW@ I am gonna come over htere and rip your F#$@ing eyes out and use them for F#$@ing marbles.



wasn't that pleasant? imagine someoen saying that.... he'd be missing alot of teeth right now lol

er... i heard osmone say 'yo moma so fat, wen she ate burger king, dey gave er' da sine' (i know it's spellet wrong ) ow stupid is that? they gave her the sighn

my best insult is "you look like the best part of you dried up on your mums thigh"

A good old fashioned f*** you has always worked for me

my best insult is: cow-pat...because im small and innocent...
everyone thinks i am stupid and childish for saying they are a piece of cow poop but i think it is satisfying...i usually get one of the worser of those insults thrown back at me...

NAh, one of the best has to be:

If my dog looked like you i'd shave it's a** and teach it to walk backwards.

Or you could just walk past an ugly chic, bump into her and say politely, "excuse me sir".

Mum jokes are gettin a bit old now

The best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas a** and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

The rest of that insult goes like this..."I think you been Cheated!"

What is the most insulting (insult) to say to a woman?