Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days inte

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,
"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f****** break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a $h!thead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age

Wow love this one!!!!

That was funny!

A hole had been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

ba domp bomp, ting!

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I wondered by the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
Keep off the Grass.

The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.