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basha On June 14, 2012




Somewhere YOU wanna be!!, Unit
#16New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:38:03
@MadCornishBiker Said

Because the use, but not abuse of wine was part of Jewish culture, and Christ was a faithful Jew.

If his visions had been alcohol or drug inspired not only would they have made little sense they would not have proved so accurate, or so consistent with the rest of the bible.


To be fair, Lewis Carroll was off his face on opium when he wrote 'Alice in Wonderland' and that makes MORE sense than the bible so maybe Jesus should have abused his magic wine more often...he might have more followers....
Elza On July 27, 2012




, Canada
#17New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:40:36
Right my battery is dying so i shall return later
davii On January 14, 2013
I'm Awesome


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London, United Kingdom
#18New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:44:53
@basha Said

To be fair, Lewis Carroll was off his face on opium when he wrote 'Alice in Wonderland' and that makes MORE sense than the bible so maybe Jesus should have abused his magic wine more often...he might have more followers....


Off with their heads!
basha On June 14, 2012




Somewhere YOU wanna be!!, Unit
#19New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:50:40
@davii Said

Off with their heads!



LOVE IT!!!

MoonOwl On September 22, 2012




MoonShipFour, Florida
#20New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:51:04
@Elza Said

Right my battery is dying so i shall return later
Sounds like a personal problem

Seasons don't fear TheReaper. Nor do the Wind, the Sun and the Rain. We can be like they are..
davii On January 14, 2013
I'm Awesome


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London, United Kingdom
#21New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:52:49
@basha Said

LOVE IT!!!



You spawn of Satan you...

Anyone for opium?
noseycow On September 03, 2015
x dippy madam x





\"proud blackcountry wench\",
#22New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:56:09
bloody warmer in hell, and alot more fun, bet hes a right filthy bugger
Hot_Rod On March 30, 2012

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A yacht, Monaco
#23New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:57:48
@hoppy Said

You shouldn't take satan lightly.


omg someone BELIEVES in satan!
davii On January 14, 2013
I'm Awesome


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London, United Kingdom
#24New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 15:59:44
@Hot_Rod Said

omg someone BELIEVES in satan!


You've obviously never met my ex...
Hot_Rod On March 30, 2012

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A yacht, Monaco
#25New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 16:10:48
@davii Said

You've obviously never met my ex...


Was she red and horny?
ClickBoom On November 12, 2012




, Canada
#26New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 16:13:58
@Elza Said

Right my battery is dying so i shall return later



Blame it on Satan.
davii On January 14, 2013
I'm Awesome


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London, United Kingdom
#27New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 16:16:54
@Hot_Rod Said

Was she red and horny?


Haha, only with everyone else...
Yodogs On December 26, 2023




Sturgis, South Dakota
#28New Post! Mar 10, 2012 @ 16:42:22
@NeonNerd Said

Santa is awesome because he gives out lots of gifts to good girls and boys.



Rape? Death? Drugs?
I dont do drugs.
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