One of those air horns in the reciever usually finishes 'em off!!


Pain is weakness leaving the body...

Tell them you're in the middle of performing your Satanic rituals, come on in and have a seat while you finish up

sometimes i play a game with them ,if i,m in the mood,
for example if they call at the house i might say something like oh hang on a minute while i just turn the oven off ,i then leave them standing on the door step for 10 minutes, you can of course repeat it as often as you dare, just depends on how many excuses you can find to keep disapearing,
telephone callers are also a easy target for this just leave them on the end of the line go and have a cup of tea
9Xout of 10 they wont be there when you pick up again and if they are you can always say oh hang on i'll just get a pen and leave them for another 10 minutes, they hate that,

there are lots of ways you can waste there time as they would waste yours so just play your game not theirs he who laughs last laughts longest

u should say,"Fuck off, motherf**ker! Get off my lon!"


Tokio Hotel is the shizz!

dont answer the door

dont answer the door..

i say one close to where i live so when i saw him come closer i just stood outside as though i was waiting for some one to answer the door and when he got closer i started to walk off saying there is no one in the house



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I tap my head,and say"Sorry,I'm not very well".They never come back.If religious freaks call,my partner tells them he's just in the middle of a Black Mass.That works too.

there is no nice way just tell him to f**k off and stop bugging me then he might get the hint.


I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Play death metal so loud the house shakes, and slam your body against the door before opening it. Once you answer the door say "Fuckin' join the mosh, man, we got hella drugs and s**t!"


Well lookee f**kin' here, bringin' a pen to a f**kin' gun fight!

Come to my BBQ! My weiners are the best!

Also Known As A.K.A.DontFuckingAsk

I just say I'm not interested and close the door on them, it's always worked for me


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely!