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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:14:24#31
shabang

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I have the feeling we're missing something here ?????
like what , come on let me know


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:15:08#32
lili

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they picked you up? You mean arrested you? Things are really amiss now, police don't act that way. Like it's never occurred to police officers that people take off when they're being reported! lol. Come on, what do you take us for?


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:18:15#33
shabang

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i aint takin anything off you , i am not interested in what you have to say , and if ur trying to sell me something then " no thank you , i am just off out , and i have something in the oven that i must attend to " hows that for starters , am i improving , thanks for this training its really helping


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:46:42#34
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or in simple words: Sorry, I just not interested, Thank you tho and HOPE to GOD they never come back!


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:51:58#35
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My grandmother has a sticker saying "door to door salesmen? Please don't ring!" on it, and she's no longer bothered by them It's that simple...

If I get them come to my door I just tell them I'm not interested

The ones I hate are the religious ones that just will not go away! I even get them chatting to me in the street out here in Florida, I just muttered something about Satan and walked off they wanted to come up to my hotel room


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 02:39:55#36
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Just say theres nothing you have that Iam interested in.
Leave, and don't come back.


loveis... 'timeless'...

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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 08:11:11#37
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funny...the sign i have in my front window showing an image of a handgun that says "if you are found here tonight, you will be found here tomorrow" seems to do the trick. i haven't had a salesman, a kid selling newspaper subscriptions, or so much as a Jehovah's Witness since that sign went up. lucky me.

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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 08:40:06#38
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I find Fuck Off works quite nicely


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 11:32:15#39
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well for starters , to have a gun in this country is illegal , you will be arrested and maybe sent to prison , to threaten or intend to threaten someone with a gun is even worse , plus also telling someone to f**k off means they will tell other sales people to bother me that do not know the siyuation and therefore its going round in circles ......Should i move ????


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 11:34:50#40
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people in this country believe in patriotic righteousness and in this instance i mean . they will hound me and hound me til they have had there fun just so they can have a sense of well being ----- its f**k the man .... or get f**ked by the man ---- but Always f**k last ....
Thats the mentality on the streets in the uk


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 18:02:40#41
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You really don't want a solution do you? It really isn't that hard of a problem to fix, but you find an excuse (some of them pretty ridiculous if you ask me) as to why each one won't work, and why everyone is out to get you. I'm getting tired of this, frankly.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 18:04:54#42
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lili said:
You really don't want a solution do you? It really isn't that hard of a problem to fix, but you find an excuse (some of them pretty ridiculous if you ask me) as to why each one won't work, and why everyone is out to get you. I'm getting tired of this, frankly.

But it's the mentality on the streets in the UK!

The streets, lili!


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 18:07:31#43
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jonnythan said:
But it's the mentality on the streets in the UK!

The streets, lili!


Honestly... it is rubbish here.... the man speaks nothing but the truth




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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 18:30:28#44
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So where do these salespeople meet to conspire against the customers who turned them down? Is it a weekly meeting? Or daily? I would think it'd have to be daily, just given the number of houses a typical salesperson has to go to before they make sale...


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 18:32:27#45
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lili said:
So where do these salespeople meet to conspire against the customers who turned them down? Is it a weekly meeting? Or daily? I would think it'd have to be daily, just given the number of houses a typical salesperson has to go to before they make sale...


Seriously... they have 'lets get em' conventions and everything....


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