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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:31:34#1
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I am constantly plagued by numerous teams of sales people that try and sell me stuff , how do i get rid of them permanently and does anyone else get this problem or am i getting picked on ????????????????


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:35:36#2
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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:36:07#3
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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:37:01#4
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You say "get off my property and never come on it again" and close the door.

The UK seems to have lots of door-to-door salesmen. I've literally never seen one in the US.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:40:19#5
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most of them dont walk up my path cos of the dogs barking at the window so get 2 big dogs or say f**k off.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:41:24#6
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but then they say crafty stuff back such as , " i dont quite know what you mean , i am dislexic thats why i do this job " and make me feel bad for it , i tried that anymore ?


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:42:02#7
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tell them your not interested and close the door


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:46:56#8
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i tried that too , but then they say " interested in what , you dont even know why i am here , for all you know i could be a doctor with your test results and without knowing you say ur not interested "


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:49:55#9
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If you tell them to get off your property, they have to get off your property right away.

If I told someone to get off my property and they didn't, I would scream at them and advance towards them in a threatening manner. If they still did not make any attempt to leave my property, I would forcibly remove them.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:51:49#10
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Put a sign on your door that says "No Soliciting", or "All solicitors will be considered trespassers". That seems to work pretty well over here.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:52:07#11
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they have badges to say that they can come onto my property tho . i dont wanna get sued for man handling someone


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:53:46#12
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Just dont answer the door



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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:55:01#13
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who has badges that says they can come on your property, that's not right. I've never heard of that before.

I never suggested you manhandle anyone, just put a sign on your door that conveys that solicitors aren't welcome.


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:55:23#14
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oh . thats the best way , stay aprisoner in my own home terrific , why arent thyey banned from knocking ??


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New Post! Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:57:26#15
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i did they just seem to think i am more of a target , to them it means i am weak , vulnerable and will buy anything ,i got the sticker from a door to door sales person belive it or not


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