Im not coming out with any latent Transexuality or anything... but i have wondered what its like to be female... if i did wake up one morning a woman, i must admitt i probably not leave my bed....

Discovering the joys of the multiple orgasm?

probably trying to figure out where the G-spot is!!!

you want to know what it's like being a woman?
-you get served at the bar more easily
-if there's a queue a t the bar some blokes let you go first
-blokes buy you drinks

-you get hit on buy drunk blokes
-you aren't necessarily in a position to look after yourself
-you don't go anywhere alone after a certain time at night
-you'd never ever consider leaving a club alone




and you are laughed at for always going to the toilet in pairs!!!
the other night i went bowlin and two girls i know actually had a discussion about going to the toilet. one was saying she kind of needed it but she could wait, and so the other waited 5 mins before they went to the toilet together. I was in awe of how pathetic they sounded. if i needed the toilet i'd go. If someone needed it at the same time i'd go with them. If no one else needed it, i'd go on my own. I wouldn't ever stand there havign a discussion about whether to go to the toilet or not!!! pathetic!!!! so yea, being a girl

I'm going to install F1 braking system onto thte bog roll dispencer in our homes.

It'll take that strenght of brakes to stop the roll, the speed at which it gets tugged and the bog role flies off in our house.

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I wouldnt know

seriously its very confusing, we are expected to have a career and have a family and do it all at the same time.

we cant stand up and pee

but going on the pull is so much easier

sex is an emotional attachment though

periods mean we become schizophrenic once a month, we cant help what we say but its like being possessed.

however we can flutter our eyelashes and get what we want

we can use sexuality to get what we want without being accused of exploitation

we tend to get ignored a lot especially when asked for an opinion

its generally a suprise when a woman is smart - like in the media "shes pretty - AND SHES SMART"

Women have more hormonal reasons to want to settle down and most of us become demented on getting a b/f at the age of 14/15

Most women change thier minds about this at age 26

Also at age 26 we become the sex manaics you have been waiting for the last 10 years to turn into.

We cry at anything for any reason and we expect you to know what it is, why the f*** should we tell you.

Yeah thats pretty much it

see being a woman is better than being a man.... you live 10-15years longer then men...

I may have a sex change...

I suppose it is hard from time to time in regards to the physical aspect of being a women, being top heavy has always got me down & ive often though men were lucky not to have to deal with aving breast or wearing uncomfortable bras! I think id would rather not have that "time of the month" given the choice but then again i get to experience the miracal of birth too! Women have prssure to look good too as they are portrayed as the better looking species of the two which is hard for alot of females in many different ways. I know ive wandered how it feels to be a man and i get fed up of being female occassionaly but i think if we did get to experience it we would probably switch right back lol
But I love being a women & im proud to be a woman but im not sure a man would would feel the same if he had to be a woman for the day!!

Yasmin xxx

I love being a woman. I wouldn't want to change. Although we have disadvantages, i wouldn't be a man for the world!! I love our perks, like how easyily we can get our way by batting our eyeslashes. Like how, to get served at the bar we lean over and casually show some cleavage (ever wondered why woomen at the bar usually rest their elbows together, it's to show more cleavage to get served quicker!!! works a charm!!)

I couldn't say whether pulling is easier personally coz I've never really gone out to pull strangers, I usually get with people I know.

Bt one other bonus, women can make themselves up to look better if they're having a rough day. there's not much men can do if they're feeling s***ty, but women can cause a transformation which can improve their mood no end!!!

If you woke up a woman, you wouldn't stay in bed. You would have a husband to get ready for work and kids to get ready for school. At some point, if you either got up before everyone else or got incredibly lucky you'd be able to get yourself ready. Then you would have to get the kids to school/daycare on time so you could make it to work on time. All day at work you hope that the school/daycare doesn't call because on of your kids is sick because you know your husband would NEVER leave HIS job to pick them up. If you're lucky enough to make it through the work day you get to look forward to going home, cooking dinner, cleaning it up while yelling at the kids to get their homework done and grumbling about your husband who is dozing off in his chair oblivious to anything going on around him.....