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Jul 08, 2008 @ 19:14:11

#31

rehabilitation_please

Minister
12483 points

25/M/Peterborough, United Kingdom
Join Date: Feb 2007

mark_is_god said:
if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.

I don't have a mum, me and my dad use yours.

x_laura_x said:
Hooray for flashing dildos!

rehabilitation_please last visited August 29, 2008

Jul 09, 2008 @ 16:13:15

#32

atheleticgirl05

Apprentice
31 points

14/NA/Moncton, Canada
Join Date: Jul 2008

one time me and a friend were outside and this really fat gross guy we hate came up to us and started talking about how much cooler he was at his school and that he's way more popular than us. So when he starts to walk away i justyell to him " Maybe at McDonalds!". My friend fell on the ground laughing at the fat kid just stood there.

atheleticgirl05 last visited July 23, 2008

Jul 09, 2008 @ 17:41:04

#33

mark_is_god

Über-Minister
19783 points

18/M/antrim, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006

rehabilitation_please said:
I don't have a mum, me and my dad use yours.

you're couple of months late

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

mark_is_god last visited August 29, 2008

Jul 09, 2008 @ 18:27:49

#34

plaidmushroom

Über-Meister
2798 points

16/F/Cape Coral, Florida
Join Date: Jun 2007

A few years ago at school a few friends and I were standing at the bus ramp talking, there happened to be a trash can a few feet away from us. Some preppy girl came up to us and was like "Ew. Why are you standing by the trash can?"
So I looked at her and said "What? Are you territorial?" She was stunned. She just walked away without a word.

If you cant handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

plaidmushroom last visited August 26, 2008

Jul 10, 2008 @ 13:21:58

#35

delta62

Über-Minister
18138 points

19/M/manchester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2007

was talking to my cousin the other week and we where talking about parachutists....
me: Y'know, some of these guys freeze on their first jump. Have to be kicked in the arse to get them out.

mjr roberts: not me.

me: Nope. You fall in the category that want a kick in the arse on the ground

Its been a long road, getting from there to here. Its been a long time, but my time is finally near. And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.

Jul 14, 2008 @ 15:00:50

#36

bethisgoth

Über-Meister
1746 points

17/F/Richmond,
Join Date: Jun 2008

I have like no come backs..... This guy adam does there funny!

With Life there is Death.

Jul 14, 2008 @ 18:26:48

#37

rehabilitation_please

Minister
12483 points

25/M/Peterborough, United Kingdom
Join Date: Feb 2007

mark_is_god said:
you're couple of months late

I didn't know this topic existed till I posted...I think someone posted before me to bump it up

x_laura_x said:
Hooray for flashing dildos!

Jul 14, 2008 @ 18:30:47

#38

delta62

Über-Minister
18138 points

19/M/manchester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2007

if some one says that they think something is right best thing i have said to them is ya think *insert name*

Its been a long road, getting from there to here. Its been a long time, but my time is finally near. And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.

Jul 14, 2008 @ 19:00:50

#39

mark_is_god

Über-Minister
19783 points

18/M/antrim, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006

rehabilitation_please said:
I didn't know this topic existed till I posted...I think someone posted before me to bump it up

lol

although to be fair i'll probably use what you posted, when someone uses what i posted against me.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Jul 14, 2008 @ 19:56:52

#40

familygirl

Debater
6235 points

35/F/Angleton,
Join Date: Oct 2007

Its always a battle of the sexes where I work, me being the only girl. One day one of the guys was sweeping the shop when I was walking by he says "hey women shouldn't you be doing this?" I looked at him and said "no, we save that for the bitches." the best part of it was the boss was there so he couldn't stop sweeping.

Life is what you make of it!!

Jul 14, 2008 @ 20:04:51

#41

kullik357

Ogler
20587 points

15/M/Where you least expect it, Uni
Join Date: Oct 2007

i know THE worst one
josh"your retarded"
Some ned"gona make me?"

my best
"I owe your muma tenner!"
" at least my mum is doing it for money!"

Jul 22, 2008 @ 20:24:07

#42

tinkerbell69

Apprentice
41 points

38/F/arlington, Washington
Join Date: Jul 2008

I had an old man(his grandson of about 7 standing next to him) call me a C@#t. I said I am what i eat. what's your excuse?
needless to say, he was very quiet and very red. my son just laughed.

tinkerbell69 last visited August 19, 2008

Jul 22, 2008 @ 20:25:31

#43

delta62

Über-Minister
18138 points

19/M/manchester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2007

haha nice

Its been a long road, getting from there to here. Its been a long time, but my time is finally near. And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.

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