it all depends on what was said to me,my dad used to say about me

if witt was s**t your be full of it,so i think i can be sarcastic.


With a thrill in her HEAD,
& a pill on her tongue?
she lied enough to be just begone,
saying my "bye byes" all nite long.
I WANT THE TRUTH TO BE KNOWN!

here's a couple dummer than a sack of hammers....you're as bright as a 2 watt lightbulb

i was in tescos and a guy was looking at nuts magazine
he said bet your in here sumwhere
so i said no but you will be soon if u dont shut up and stop pervin on me


my band the paperplates
(courtesey of nathe)
rock this little world
like a mother rocks a baby

I once asked someone if they line all there brain cells up at once and then use one at a time.

heres mine

"do you hear tomatoes talking"


GFD!! i's gots pickles fors us alls!!!! share the glory, live a nightmare!

If I am really skeeved- "Go f**k a cat!"

The other one I use often is: Really? You shouldn't tax your remaining half brain cell with <whatever the person is attempting to do>...


If work was so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?!

I was said to my dad "does this face look bothered"

his reply "nope just ugly"

my reply "aww bless ya, i get it from you"

I guess i asked for that but i laughed it was a funny but good come back and just so not true i mean who was he trying to kid



The site where anything can happen, clicky to join in

I visited your father's grave yesterday. The pet cemetery was on my way to work.

"I was thinking of asking John's sister out. What do you think?"
"I wouldn't do it"
"Why not?"
"She has a reserved seat in the waiting room of the STD clinic"

Your sister is so ugly, she had a rapist begging for mercy

"Hey baby, how about a blow job?"
"Could you find it for me first?"


"Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life"
--Dean Wurmer in "Animal House"

midgets usualy hung out at partys and once I had three great come backs "Go back to making cookies in you're tree" number two was it is not my fault that at 17 you still can't see over the counter this last one made him cry *in irish accent*comwe on me ladie go back to the end of the rainbow and defend that gold!


You don't care what I say so YOU ARE A FAG

"Fortunately your species is almost extinct"

To a crabby bus driver.

Thx

I don't really fight back to much. I just laugh and say, "You're funny." and walk away. People seem to not insult me afterwards, so hey.


Smile Love, It looks great on you!

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

If someone says I'm fat......'yea, every time I f**k your mother she gives me a biscuit'.

hmm.. mine is this:

I pity you, coz I save my pity for retards.

not very good huh?

simply "your mom" or if it is a midget i say "You got some lip on you,midget"


Yeah!I had to do it.