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New Post! Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:48:02#1
torquecalypso

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Here is mine:

Go choke on a bag of dicks!


Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

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New Post! Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:49:20#2
mark_is_god

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18/M/antrim, United Kingdom
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if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.


Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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New Post! Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:50:29#3
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48/F/, Canada
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I don't do battle with unarmed people


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New Post! Apr 15, 2008 @ 00:47:56#4
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31/M/Southampton, United Kingdom
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As an asian person born in the UK being told to "Go back to where you came from"

I replied "I'm to big to go back up my mums c*** but I'll able to fit up your mums"


I know it's a bit vulgar but I was 14 at the time, shut the guy up though



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New Post! Apr 18, 2008 @ 07:03:58#5
hiimdan

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Someone said I was "mentally challenged", I replied "not by you".


Fred 3:16 "YabbaDabbaDo unto others as you'd have them YabbDabbaDo unto you"

me & Pepper 2/16/8

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New Post! Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:22:25#6
angelcake

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18/F/Eastleigh, United Kingdom
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mark_is_god said:
if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.


LMFAO



If only for today, I am unafraid
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New Post! Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:23:36#7
angelcake

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18/F/Eastleigh, United Kingdom
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i just say whatever the person has said to me...

generally it goes

greg "You're rubbish at making pancakes"
me "no your rubbish at making pancakes"


maybe not my best one but the one i use the most



If only for today, I am unafraid

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New Post! Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:23:38#8
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mark_is_god said:
if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.





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New Post! Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:25:06#9
lilbear

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108/F/, Canada
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hiimdan said:
Someone said I was "mentally challenged", I replied "not by you".





I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.

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New Post! Apr 22, 2008 @ 13:25:06#10
babybroni

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a lil person says sumthin 2 me
i say go bite sum1 elses kneecaps


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rock this little world
like a mother rocks a baby

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New Post! Apr 22, 2008 @ 16:07:50#11
defzeppelin21

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21/F/Columbia, South Carolina
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Some random guy came up to me at a bar and was trying to lame game on me so I said

"I don't think you wanna mess with a girl like me"
"Why?"
"Beacuse in two weeks I'll be having a sex change"

The look on his face was priceless

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New Post! Apr 22, 2008 @ 16:27:02#12
jaimie

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defzeppelin21 said:
Some random guy came up to me at a bar and was trying to lame game on me so I said

"I don't think you wanna mess with a girl like me"
"Why?"
"Beacuse in two weeks I'll be having a sex change"

The look on his face was priceless


I am so going to have to use that one




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Can you hear me now? Through all that the world is screaming, my voice will reach you somehow.
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New Post! Apr 23, 2008 @ 06:15:16#13
defzeppelin21

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jaimie said:
I am so going to have to use that one




It works trust me
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New Post! Apr 23, 2008 @ 09:19:54#14
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71/F/poole, United Kingdom
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To a flasher years ago "Is that all youve got> Ive seen bigger worms" He was not impressed but I was smug mind you I had a big dog with me

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New Post! Apr 23, 2008 @ 09:50:23#15
thx1138

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39/NA/West Covina, California
Join Date: Apr 2008

"Aww your father wears pantyhose."

"You don't know your a** from a hot rock."

"Hey, I can always quit drinking, you will be ugly the rest of your life."

"What are those strings hanging off your sweater? Oh, I'm sorry, those are your arms..."

Thx

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